The Ethan Hunt For More of Your Money
07. Aug, 2018 
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Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Impossible Missions Forced
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PG-13 | 148 min
Nothing is impossible in the Mission: Impossible series, and nothing is possibly left to say or do as #6 – Fallout – shows. The movie is fine. It’s fun… enough. It’s like all the other movies, cept this one is in Paris, London and Kashmir (but no love for Led Zepp?)! But this one has Henry Cavill! And this movie uses Cavill better than the Superman movies do or the flick that was suppose to launch his own Mission: Impossible-like line - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. I mean, look at how he takes off his jacket and pump his fists and whoop sum ass!!!
But aside from Cavill, the rest is literally bidness as usual.  Tom Cruise climbs stuff and makes things happen. And yet people continue to question whether he can make things happen, and then Ving Rhames assures whoever is questioning such a thing that ‘same ole Ethan’s got it covered. Where’s the fun in that? Same fun as it ever was?
I dunno. Maybe for #6, ditch Ving and ‘funny’ Simon Pegg, somehow clone Cavill, and make the next mission all about watching Rebecca Ferguson shower for 148 minutes??? Make it POSSIBLE!!!
Verdictgo:Â Jeepers Worth A Peepers, I guess???
Mission is made Possible currently at a theater near jews and white nationalistsÂ
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
 
