Mos Death
20. May, 2015 
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Return of The Jedi‘s Death Star
more…
– pieces of the Death Star sold in auctionsÂ
Tag Archives: Star Wars
Thigh Octane
13. May, 2015 1 Comment
Mad Max: Fury Road
Beyond BeliefAwesomeDome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 120 min
woah George Miller, WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â You made 3 Mad Max movies that kicked ass 19ever ago, then went soft with pigs and penguins, but then you were like, fcuk it, I’m going back to the well, and I’m going to kick the fcuking ballistics to the nth degree and to the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnth degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of describing in words what his new AMAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINGGGGGGGGGG Mad Max movie is about and what it’s like, we’ll take a page from the movie’s book, and keep the talking to a minimum, and let the pictures do the talking
SHIZÂ was OUT OF FCUKING CONTROL, from start to finish, and was like this…
all other movies are not movies, cause
THIS IS A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beyond Hotttiedome: Â I’m down for a post-apoclayptic world, but only if Cheedo the Fragile is my sex slave. Â BLESS YOU COURTNEY EATON!!!
Verdictgo: BREAST IN SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go Mad for Max at a theater near jews this Friday
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
XX-wing
22. Apr, 2015 1 Comment
little known fact…
THERE WERE FEMALE PILOTS IN RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!
this is one of them
Poppy Hands!!
aka A-Wing pilot Sila Kott
but in the final version of the movie, her voice was replaced by a man’s voice
got it??
+
there were two other pilots…
this lady
Vivienne Chandler!!!
aka X-wing pilot Dorovio Bold
who didn’t make the cut at all
https://youtu.be/0Nes3kczdTk
and neither did this old A-wing pilot bizatch
(actress unknown)
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via –Â Star Wars Aficionado
Up! Up! & Hathaway
19. Nov, 2014 2 Comments
Interstellar
Somewhere Between 2001 and 2010, so 2005?
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 169 min
Christopher Nolan is back!!!! In my mind at least. Didn’t care for his last Batman, nor Inception, which in retrospect was a lame dream within a lame dream within a lame dream
Maybe I needed some space from Nolan, or maybe Nolan needed to go to space. AND HE DID!!! IN SPADES!!! WHATEVER ‘IN SPADES‘ MEANS!!! Sure, it’s no 2001: A Space Odyssey, but it definitely wishes it was. Don’t we all
it was actually like this – in pictures (spoilers-ish ahead!)…
Matthew McConaughey likes to drive his big car
IN LIKE SMALLVILLE OR SOMETHING!
And his daughter is Renesmee!
and like the Dust Bowl is happening or something
and books are acting ghostly
and everything we know is a lie
and the earth is dying and all we have left is corn
and NASA is like in the same building as the WOPR was
but the WOPR is now like some robot with no head but with crazy CRAZY crazy-assed legs
which kinda reminds me of the best logo ever – the 70s WB one
anywho, McConaughey is like the last Starfighter
so says Michael Caine
but there are like 3 other starfighters joining him, including a not TOO annoying Anne Hathaway
and then typical space and movie space stuff happens…
and then there’s some planetary visitations, to see if we could live there!
and then there’s madness
and space lights
and some like dumb hokey Contact sh!t
and then a whole lot of stuff I don’t understand what they were talkin bout Willis
and then Elysium/70s future or something
and then some Benjamin Button type stuff pushing the kinda right AND wrong buttons at the same time
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Interstellar is spaceballin’ at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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