Tag Archives: Elisha Cuthbert

Cuthbester Than Ever!

13. Mar, 2017 0 Comments

she back!

don’t ever leave us again

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In Cuth We Truth

18. Feb, 2013 0 Comments

cuthbert 2013 a

cuthbert 2013 c

cuthbert 2013 b

you still gots it Cuthbest

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Fanning The Former Flames

14. Feb, 2012 0 Comments

WE STILL LOVE ALL OF YOU LADIES!!!! (mostly)

Her Royal Thighness The I – Lindsay Lohan

Her Royal Thighness The II – Elisha Cuthbert

Her Royal Thighness The III - Maria  Sharapova

 

Her Royal Thighness The IV - Charlotte Church

Her Royal Thighness The V - Keira Knightley

Her Royal Thighness The VI Warshawski – Nadine Coyle

Her Royal Thighness The VII – Camilla Belle

Her Royal Thighness The VIII – Leonor Watling

Her Royal Thighness IX - Malin Åkerman

then we stopped naming Thighnessers, but pretty much the X one is

India Reynolds

honorable mentions and spare heirs were always

Mischa Barton

and

Lucy Pinder

most of all, we love you, our dear readers

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Se7en Ways To Up The Ante

23. May, 2006 0 Comments

…for next season’s 24

endless Chinese water torture
at the hands of the always Lethal
Al Leong

who has
‘must appear shirtless’
written in to all of his contracts
Chloe’s outta nowhere
gay ex-husband
becomes the next President

or the new Mrs Miles Papazian

while former President
Richard M Nixon Logan
breaks outta Arkham Asylum

and terrorizes the city
under his new moniker
llon Tandro

while Cuthies
at Soul Man’s insistence
becomes a terrorist porn star

and sez
‘Don’t you want to f#ck me, you capitalist pig?’
ad infinitum

while Cuthies mountainous stalker
Johnny Drama

gets leg implants
and becomes the new 4head of CTU

while Edgar’s Italian mafia
pals avenge his death

while he’s porkin Vito in heaven

while Kiefer
enlists the
Lost Boys sax playa
to help save the world
from Christopher Henderson

who has been resurrected as Robocop
and out to make the world eat maggots

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