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Dismissive Submissive

Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Meh
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50 shades

I have zero clue if EL James‘ book Fifty Shades of Grey is any good, but I know the movie based on her book isn’t very good.  Sure, the movie has endless amounts of Dakota Johnson‘s butt and boobs and a lil bit of vag, and yet it’s all udderly dull.  Lots of teasing… and wooden acting… and contract negotiations.  Negotiations haven’t been this blah since Sio Bibble opened his trap.  Apparently this Grey sh!t started off as Twilight fan faction, and if it wanted to be any bit interesting (well, it kinda is a little bit interesting – I mean, Dakota is kinda nice to look at), it should add some vampire baseball, or at least show Jamie Dornan‘s junk, or at least do some sorta of EL James / EL Fudge crossover

EL Fudge

Verdictgo: Zero Merit AND No Stinkin Badgers

Grey is meh at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…


This Is List – 2013

you know the drill – The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn



McKayla is not impressed


Willie McGee knows you farted


Binders Full of Women jokes


any other kind of jokes


Kanye’s DONDA


Peter Fonda’s Bridget


Star Wars VII


Cowboys & Aliens -1


This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt


benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt


Argo Fuck Yourself


Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]


Large Soda Ban


Large Marge BAND-AID®s





Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 


Keith David


David Keith


Gangnam Style


Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern


Mick George Construction


Fresco Jesus


Frisco’s Moses Limos


Honey Boo Boo


Jonah Bobo


Higgs boson


Bothan Spies


Jocking Joss Whedon


Flossing with Wil Wheaton


Ai Weiwei


Miuzi Weighs A Ton


Elite Quaterbacks


Elite Quarter Pounders


Senkaku Islands dispute


Temptation Island redux


Katniss & Peeta


Catshit on Pita


Fiscal Cliff


Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars


Sesame Chicken Friday


General Tso’s Chicken Thursday


Clint Eastwood talking to a chair


Clint Eastwood boning Cher





Fifty Shades of Grey


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey


Zou Bisou Bisou


Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo


Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar


The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet


Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)


and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ‘010, the ‘011 and the ‘012


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