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This Is List – 2013

you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser.  anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn

OUT

IN


McKayla is not impressed

 


Willie McGee knows you farted

 

Binders Full of Women jokes

 

any other kind of jokes

 

Kanye’s DONDA

 

Peter Fonda’s Bridget

 

Star Wars VII

 

Cowboys & Aliens -1

 

fugazi
This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt

 

benghazi shirt
This Is A Benghazi Shirt

 

Argo Fuck Yourself

 

Go Fuck Yourself Ben Affleck [NSFW]

 

Large Soda Ban

 

Large Marge BAND-AID®s

 

Pinterest

 

 

Still Not Interested In Harold Pinter 

 


Keith David

 


David Keith

 

Gangnam Style

 

Graham Greene Style 

George McGovern

 

Mick George Construction

 

Fresco Jesus

 

Frisco’s Moses Limos

 

Honey Boo Boo

 

Jonah Bobo

 

 
Higgs boson

 

 
Bothan Spies

 

Jocking Joss Whedon

 

Flossing with Wil Wheaton

 

Ai Weiwei

 

Miuzi Weighs A Ton

 

Elite Quaterbacks

 

Elite Quarter Pounders

 

Senkaku Islands dispute

 

Temptation Island redux

 


Katniss & Peeta

 


Catshit on Pita

 

Fiscal Cliff

 

Schuyler Fisk Eating Clif Bars

 

Sesame Chicken Friday

 

General Tso’s Chicken Thursday

 

Clint Eastwood talking to a chair

 

Clint Eastwood boning Cher

 

48fps

 

Feel-Around 


Fifty Shades of Grey

 


Fifty+ Years of Jennifer Grey

 

Zou Bisou Bisou

 

Steve Zissou Kissing Bijou Phillips at the Zoo

 

Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen and Bar

 

The Girl, Interrupted Cafe & Buffet

 

Danica McKellar The Mathematician   Fruit Pie The Magician (HE’S COMING BACK YO!)

 

and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006the ’007the ’008the ’009the ’010, the ’011 and the ’012

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St Looney Bins

The time was the 80s, the person was me. Before I was stroking my balls, I was hitting em, and spending endless hours collecting cards that would one day be worth as much as the 13th series of Garbage Pail Kids. Baseball used to be the shiznit in my life. Now it’s something I attend maybe twice a year and really only pay attention to when autumn leaves crisp up like a Coco Crisp eating a bowl of Cocoa Krispies. Before my beloved city of birth was re-awarded a team that instantly became my team, I was a fan of the nearby Orioles and the Cardinals, who hailed from the city where my parents were born and eating bread. So I guess that now means I have 3 flavorite baseball teams. That may sound like a recockulous amt of teams to heart, but 2 of 3 o dem squads are usually outta the pennant race by the beginning of May. And such is the lameness of the regular baseball season. Anywho, I aint here to mitch and boan, hispecially since me Cards juss picked up their 10th Series crown, so I is here instead to reminisce and celebrate that glorious decade of Whiteyball, and my ten mos flav Cards, who when taken dumps, would have some royal flushes

1. Ozzie Smith – dude back-flipped you fo reals and even appeared in the Simps ep ‘Homer At Bat

2. Willie McGee – the OG McG probably had the greatest face of balls thyme, a face that always sez, ‘Dat’s da smelliest damn fart I is have ever smelt!

3. Vince Coleman – I once saw the Cards play the ‘Stros in Busch Stadium and Vince hit a grand salami. I also once played hide the salami. I really do like salami and eggs

4. Bob Forsch – the forsch was strong with this him and his bro Ken

5. Tom Pagnozzi – sure, he may be a nobody, but I think I sent him 5 baseball cards to autograph and he returned them all with his John Hancock

6. Jose Oquendo – he hamazin-lee played every single position on a baseball field, including left out

7. Andy Van Slyke – if I could change my last name from Master to anything, it would mos def be Van Slyke

8. Darrell Porter – rumor has it that he was Dick Donner’s second choice to play Superman/Clark Kent

9. Jack Clark – his eyebrows got more pussy than most of us could ever spank of

10. Bruce Sutter – his beard got less pussy than Eric Stoltz did in Mask

much love and respek go out to Tomm Herr, Todd Worrell, Tito Landrum, Joaquín Andújar, and Terry Pendleton

Go NATS, O’s, & CARDS!

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