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Drive
Motive Auto
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 100 min

Everything about Drive is so f%cking cool – the 80s snyth pop, the toothpicks, Albert Brooks‘ nice-guy-asshole asshole nice-guyedness, that satin scorpion jacket, the lighting in the elevator on Carey Mulligan‘s adorable face, the use of the Risky Business font, Ryan Gosling‘s clenched leathered fists, Christina Hendricks 8 seconds of screen time, balancing the audio between the police scanner and the basketball game, that creepy rubber face mask, Bryan Cranston‘s limp, Nino’s delicious menu, Oscar Isaac‘s sudden fall, strippers watching hammer time, Ron Perlman‘s annoyingness properly used, handshakes, hand holding, and pretty much every single choice director Nicolas Winding Refn made to make Drive drive

What about the script?  It was aiiiiight, but this baby’s all style (AND DETAILS!!!), and has enough substance that you should substance abuse this

This is what all 5 Fast & Furiouseses should have been

Get out of your dreams and into a car to see Drive!

Drive-ing Map: thanks to Movieline, when now know where all of Gosling’s pit stops are, including where Nino/Vincenzo’s Pizzerias is/are!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show 

Drive wees crazy at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

never 5get

SESAME CHICKEN PIZZA!!!!!

happy SCF everyone!

Warrior
The Pity of Brotherly Hate
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 140 min

The trailer looked awful.  It has a British bloke (Tom Hardy) and an Australian mate (Joel Edgerton) doing Baaaaahston accents in a movie that takes place in Pennsylvania.  Nick Nolte is only allowed to yell in maybe 2 or 3 scenes.  It’s about one of the dumbest sports in the world – robot boxing mixed martial arts.  This movie has ‘we don’t want to see it whatsoever‘ tattooed all over it.  Wellllllll, what we juss said can all be found within Warrior, and YET, despite all of that lamefoolery, it is nearly impossible to root against Gavin O’Connor‘s Miracle in a cage.  Give it a fighting chance and you may walk away thinking it’s a winner.  It is, even if it’s as pedestrian as a bunch of pedestrians crossing over a pedestrian crossing.  But who cares what accents Bronson and Uncle Owen are misappropriating? Those guys are awesome!!  And they play brothers!!!  Who have to beat the crap out of each other for money, and honor, and money!!!  And their dad is Nick Nolte!!!!  And Nick Notle is THE BEST!!!!!!  WARRIOR!!!!!!  GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Hottie By Default: Jennifer Morrison‘s been in stuff before, but we’ve never taken notice, but being the only woman in a movie with nothing but sweaty dudes sweating makes you like mad super hottier than you normally is, cause if she was an un-sweaty woman in a movie filled with sweaty women, we’d probably still not take notice of her.  congrats JM, you are now an official TWS Film Hottie!

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers 

Warrior comes out to play at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…