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The Mickey Mouse
Clubbed To Death

Motive Auto
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 100 min

Everything about Drive is so f%cking cool – the 80s snyth pop, the toothpicks, Albert Brooks‘ nice-guy-asshole asshole nice-guyedness, that satin scorpion jacket, the lighting in the elevator on Carey Mulligan‘s adorable face, the use of the Risky Business font, Ryan Gosling‘s clenched leathered fists, Christina Hendricks 8 seconds of screen time, balancing the audio between the police scanner and the basketball game, that creepy rubber face mask, Bryan Cranston‘s limp, Nino’s delicious menu, Oscar Isaac‘s sudden fall, strippers watching hammer time, Ron Perlman‘s annoyingness properly used, handshakes, hand holding, and pretty much every single choice director Nicolas Winding Refn made to make Drive drive

What about the script?  It was aiiiiight, but this baby’s all style (AND DETAILS!!!), and has enough substance that you should substance abuse this

This is what all 5 Fast & Furiouseses should have been

Get out of your dreams and into a car to see Drive!

Drive-ing Map: thanks to Movieline, when now know where all of Gosling’s pit stops are, including where Nino/Vincenzo’s Pizzerias is/are!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show 

Drive wees crazy at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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The Christina Hendricks Experience

doooooooooooooooooode, we totally want to have some spanish castle magic with this foxy lady. are you experienced? is this love or confusion? we don’t live today, cause you got we floating as we proceed with the burning of the midnight lamp. what if 6 was 9 or if we 69ed this wild thing, would this cause manic depression, crosstown traffic or sum good ole purple haze? hey joe, may this be love, bold as love, as the wind cries Christina!

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Sterling Coopersmiths

Mad Men grace the cover and inner pages of the latest EW, whilst the inner thighs of Christina Hendricks graces our wet dreams every night cause she’s so flippin hot

Mad Men season 2 starts July 27th
season one drops on DVD and boo-ray 26 days earlier
juss in case you need to ketchup or mustard


behind the scene clips from the EW photoshoot

the Mad woMen in Vanity Fair + behind the scenes

the not so fictional Sterling Cooper

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