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Paul Revere kicks it

Polly Bergen

Baby Doc

William Greaves

hair today, hair tomorrow!!!

THE VOICE OF DOC / BLACK VULCAN / BLASTER!!!

Chick-fil-A not OK

SLUSH PUPPIE MESSIAH!!!

some broadway lady

Eric The Actor

an Escapee

Chuck Berry/Hoffa lawyer

moled singer

he shook hands

Jewish James Bond

Barney Miller‘s daddy

Soviet space cadet

do MOCK her

compacter

Consumer Electronicser

Miracler

Hindenburger

the 2014 Nats :(but it was fun)

Jethro Tull’s bassist

some actor

some actor II

some actor III

some jazz cat

General Arkady Ourumov

Robert Downey Jr’s mother

John Stamos’ mother

Common’s father

Joe Torre’s brother

Madoff’s last son

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but it’s no Zodiac either. NOTHING IS ZODIAC!!! Zodiac‘s the only great thing post 9/11 besides my wife and Curly Ws!!

What is Gone Girl? Some ballyhooed book by some gal writer who used to write about TV for Entertainment Weekly. Watching all that trashy TV probably helped her come up with her trashy story about a bad husband and a wicked wife, which turns even darker under the watchful eye and skill of director David Fincher‘s skillful watching eye. HIS EYES WATCH, WITH SKILL!!!

There’s like a twist midway thru the film/story that apparently will ruin everything if we mentioned it – so lets juss say – the film is not called Dead Girl. SHE GONE!!!! Who she? She Rosamund Pike – that icy blondey gal who usually doesn’t have much to do in other movies, besides being some pretty girl who our hero wants or something. Well Gone Girl finally showcases Pike’s acting chops, and boy is she choppin here, yo!!! While she GONE, baby, GONE, left holding the bag is hubby Ben Affleck, who has to face the public spotlight, and scrutiny – A ROLE BEN AFFLECK WAS BORN TO PLAY!!!! And a funny thing happens on the way to not loving Ben Affleck as per usual – YOU START TO FEEL FOR BEN AFFLECK(‘s character). GO BEN AFFLECK’S FLAWED CHARACTER!!!

Movie is be long, but it all goes by real quicks. Not exactly sure what went on, or if any of it made sense, but it wasn’t The Curious Case of Benjamin Borings, so that’s good enuff for me, from Fincher, although I always eggspect Zodiac II

Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

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here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

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add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

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let Andy be Andy

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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

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juss don’t fcuk it up