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#TwinPeaks2016wishes

Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

cooper thumbs up

Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

twin peaks bob couch

somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

TP diner

TP hallway

it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

twin peaks waitress

10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

shelly bobby

bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

LFB

include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

hank jennings

more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

briggs-pete

this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

rollingstone tp

resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

two eyed jacks

give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

cross tamblyn

add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

david keith

let Andy be Andy

andy be andy

somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

lucas giolito

Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

dick tremayne

juss don’t fcuk it up

tp light

twin peaks simpsons

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Harry, I Have No Idea Where This Will Lead Us, But I Have A Definite Feeling It Will Be A Place Both Wonderful And Strange

it was 21 years ago today…

when it happened again for the first time

plenty mo rawesome photos (in B&W) by Richard Beymer (aka Ben Horne)

if you don’t know what the flagg we’re talking bout, please finger it out or we’ll pucker sunch you until you do!!!

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