Tag Archives: Shelly Johnson

Jughead Jonesing

22. Jun, 2017 1 Comment

somehow I neglected to tell you how amazing the show Riverdale is/was in season 1

why?

dude, Shelly Johnson is Betty’s mom – Alice Cooper – AND SHE ROCKS!!!

dude, Dylan McKay is Archie’s dad and he’s like a blue collar Dylan McKay!

and his absentee wife (spoiler alert) is MOLLY FCUKING RINGWALD!!!

and they made Jughead a cool loner rebel dude, and cast someone who looks exactly like an adult version of him - Skeet Ulrich!!!!! (btw, check out the Jug actor Cole Sprouse’s secondary instagram accnt)

oh, did we forget to mention how the show is so super sassy??

and oh so salaciously succulent???

AND oh so saucy sexy??????

oh, and the new look Josie & The Pussycats are purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect (shout out to their ‘Sugar Sugar’ redo!)

oh, and there’s plenty of good teen drama, and like mystery and mayhem, and stuff, and like a zillion redheads (i love redheads)!!!

and the show ‘somehow’ changed my lifelong allegiances from Betty to Veronica????????????

cause…

Camila Mendes 4 life!!!

 

is it season 2 yet??

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#TwinPeaks2016wishes

06. Oct, 2014 1 Comment

Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

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here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

cooper thumbs up

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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

twin peaks bob couch

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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

TP diner

TP hallway

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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

twin peaks waitress

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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

shelly bobby

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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

LFB

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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

hank jennings

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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

briggs-pete

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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

rollingstone tp

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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

two eyed jacks

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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

cross tamblyn

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add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

david keith

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let Andy be Andy

andy be andy

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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

lucas giolito

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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

dick tremayne

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juss don’t fcuk it up

tp light

twin peaks simpsons

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The Men & Women
From Another Place

03. Aug, 2011 0 Comments

Richard Beymer’s Twin Peaks photography (Wave Two)

(colorization by us)

here lies Wave One

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