Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Mar, 2015 2 Comments

Whiplash
Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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R | 107 min

Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s like Black Swan, and juss as awesome.  Birdman was like Black Swan, but was not awesome.  Whiplash got hosed at the Oscars.  Probably should have won best picture (since Jodorowsky’s Dune wasn’t even nominated).  Hell, Miles Teller was juss AS amazing as J. K. Simmons was and MT should have been nominated.  Heck, we’ve even had to amend our Best of 2014 list!

Dude, WHIPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It went like this…

whplash toss

whiplash slap

whiplash tempo

whiplash

whiplash bloody fingers

whiplash kick

whiplash tired

whiplash eyes

O M GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whiplash aliens

Verdictgo: beyond BREAST IN SHOW!!!

Whiplash bangs it on home on BD/DVD/whatever

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Cher & Cher Alike

09. Mar, 2015 0 Comments

Cher being Cher

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fashion session in a Bob Mackie creation on April 9, 1978 in Los Angeles, California.  photos by Harry Langdon

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This One Goes To Eleven

06. Mar, 2015 0 Comments

11 years in the bag

thanks for caring

and if you didn’t, here’s what happened in TWS year 11…

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on the set & behind the scenes with Vivian Kubrick

Photo of Peewee Herman

Goonies Never Stay Dead

best sac

best tilt

best best best

best texas 1974

never 5get – those McSleep hotels that never were!!!!!!!!!!

tiff2

OMG OMG OMG!!!!  THEY SAY THAT LIGHTNING DOESN’TSTRIKE TWICE, BUT DON’T TELL THAT TO JOSH BASKIN DOPPELGÄNG-BANGERS DAVID MOSCOW AND MY BOY ADAM HARRISON WHO RAN INTO EACH OTHER,AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kathy columbia

wait, WHAT FCUK WERE DANISH GO-ROUNDS????

bliss

Number One With The Bullets

groovy cushion

A Head Above The (B)re(a)st

oscar c3po

Ahhhhhhhhhhh Nuts

tp kid3

OMG – THE LEGEND IS TRUE – ATARI DID BURY E.T.CARTRIDGES IN A NEW MEXICAN LANDFILL!!!!!!!!

darth vader spolier

meet the new Star Wars VII cast, and what we guess will be their roles…

levis butttttt

Short Attention Spandex

Albert Finney

Weeghman Park / Cubs Park / Wrigley Field opened on April 23, 1914

schott smoke

Room For Improvement

REGINALD VELJOHNSON

dude, there was once a Commodore 64 video game about beating off called Stroker!!!!

 Bernadette Peters playboy 8

A Last Illicit Look Inside The Crumbling Kutsher’s Resort Before It’s Razed

jack kilmer

Vote For Butt

 wheat wtc

36 Actors Hanging Out With Their Body Doubles

1984-baseball

NAMEHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

architect Paul Rudolph1

but did you know there were other lands with signs in Los Angeles????

 Saul-Bass-Bell-trippy-2-BAC

Up! Up! & Hathaway

 cates super fug

#TwinPeaks2016wishes

 

that time ‘Murder She Wrote’ went Psycho

prince laser

Thighs Wide Music 2014

robin juggle

did you know that Cincinnati has an abandoned subway??????

road of tomorrow

Thighs Wide Telly 2014

webster phone2

 

The Crystal Palace Garden Parties – 1971-1980

rushmore wash

Nevereverland

dummies3

remember Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future????????

 malk 1

never 5get Jimmy McBride – Boston Cab Driver – MTV Gabber

shanghai mcdonalds

Baseball Card Vandals are the best

thigh master vandal

Gentlemen Prefer Thighs

emma stone cabaret 2

Who Wore It Breasts?

bttf siblings pic

This Is List – 2015

geodesic

chip and me

Fare Thee Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well, Well

jake crazy eyes

Hand Bras For The Cause

problem child2

Officially Not Gay

ibm close up'

Jill St John as Molly as Robin in the second ever episode of Batman

Lorna Patterson8

Bottoms Up Yours

winter ariel

BARF!!!!!!

 lady football2

Lois In The Fast Lane

tarkanian towel

brand new Astrodome in 1965 – the only year it had grass / didn’t haveAstroTurf

Angie-slaps_slaps

Thighs Wide Movies 2014

under-the-skin-trash-humpers

BEST HOLLYWOOD COUPLE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shatner nimoy

#SaraPalan2014

bparty

 

perv-iously

 

Ten Years A Thigh Master

Crap o’ Nine Tales

Eight Is Not Enough

Seven Thighs For Unlucky Number Slevin Brothers

Six Degrees of Snorting Bacon

Nut Saks Fifth Anniversary

Queer As Fourth

Three’s A Crowd… PLEASER!

In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up

Bring On The Terrible Twos!

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B & B Air

05. Mar, 2015 0 Comments

Berle & Batman

berle batman

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berle batman2

berle batman4

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berle batman6

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berle batman7

berle batman5

 March 5, 1966

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Dismissive Submissive

04. Mar, 2015 0 Comments

Fifty Shades of Grey
Fifty Shades of Meh
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 125 min

50 shades

I have zero clue if EL James‘ book Fifty Shades of Grey is any good, but I know the movie based on her book isn’t very good.  Sure, the movie has endless amounts of Dakota Johnson‘s butt and boobs and a lil bit of vag, and yet it’s all udderly dull.  Lots of teasing… and wooden acting… and contract negotiations.  Negotiations haven’t been this blah since Sio Bibble opened his trap.  Apparently this Grey sh!t started off as Twilight fan faction, and if it wanted to be any bit interesting (well, it kinda is a little bit interesting – I mean, Dakota is kinda nice to look at), it should add some vampire baseball, or at least show Jamie Dornan‘s junk, or at least do some sorta of EL James / EL Fudge crossover

EL Fudge

Verdictgo: Zero Merit AND No Stinkin Badgers

Grey is meh at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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