Remember last April when we all discovered the ‘single greatestestest set of opening credits mt EVERest and Erebus!!!!!’?? Â Here they be again, if your brain need re-frying
O M F Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.  Who gives this guy money to make movies????????  Whomever it is, please stop AND also don’t ever stop.  We firmly believe that all movies should be entertaining, but being visually lynched and raped is sometimes the exception to the rule that rulesssssssssssss!  AYE CARAYMBBBBBBBBBBBBBASSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We head aches juss thinking about it!!!  Hell, we hate this movie so much that we don’t ever want to see it again, but love it cause we hate it and it’s more challenging than trying to watch both Changeling movies on the Challenger!!! What a beautiful car wreck, and oh yeah, beware of the car wreck!!!!!! Death!!!! Life after death!!!! Abortions!!!! Birth!!!! Rebirth!!!! Afterbirth!!!! A hotel of people f$%king with glowing crotches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enter The Void, exit this review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Enter The Void today only in NY & LA, and on IFC on-demand on 9/29! (although if you can find the courage to ever see it, the big screen is the way to go)