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Thighs Wide Movies 2018

Eleven Movies From 2018 That Popped My Eyes More Than Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Did in Mary Poppins Returns

1) Won’t You Be My Neighbor?

Fred, won’t you be our everything?  You were.  And we need you to be again.  How do we bring you back to life???

2) Eighth Grade

Our Bodies, Ourselfies.  SAIL AWAY!!!

3) The Rider

From the heartland, this one goes straight for the heart (and it will tear it apart!)

4) Green Book

Sappy? Yes.  Feel good?  OH so good!!!  It’s the historical buddy movie you never thought you needed!

5) Three Identical Strangers

Who knew the Boys From Brazil could actually sorta be a reality?

6) The Wife

A masterclass in acting.  Honored to be in the classroom

7) Chappaquiddick

Hope doesn’t always float for our most beloved Massholes

8) Filmworker

Who wouldn’t want to be Stanley Kubrick’s bitch?  Well, on second thought…

9) American Animals

Fact and fiction blend into wonderful friction!

10) The Favourite

Accessible Lanthimos, for those who have been seeking it.  Me, I just want more Lanthimos!

11) At Eternity’s Gate

If they van Gogh it, I will come

our annual anal movie awards – The Thighsmans – drops the Friday before the Oscars.  stay pooned and thirsty my friends!

until then, here’s the bestest films of yesterhere

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Truth Is Stranger Than Non-Fiction

American Animals
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Official Site | Trailers & Mo

R | 117 min

Not enough people see documentaries in theaters (for shame and FIVE shame) and I think director Bart Layton figured out how to change that course – you make a narrative film based on a true story, but you ALSO make it more of a true story by including the true people behind the true story IN the story you tell!  KnowwhatImean?

Seeing is believing in Layton’s American Animals, where fact and friction blur, and entertain the fcuk out of you in a tale of bad deeds gone purty darn bad.

Did you ever hear about the 4 college guys who tried to steal rare books from a Kentucky university library?  Yeah, me neither, but forget about hearing it – cause you need to SEE this!

Told through the mouths of the (sometimes contradicting) real life participants – Warren Lipka, Spencer Reinhard, Eric Borsuk and Chas Allen, and portrayed though the vesseles that are Evan Peters (one of our best), Barry Keoghan (guy has such a killer young resume), Jared Abrahamson (he seems so familiar and yet I have no idea who he is) and Blake Jenner (not one of those Jenners), Animals is the antidote to the anti-dope that (I’m sure, without seeing) Ocean’s 8 is.

For the price of admission – this movie is a STEAL!!!

VerdictgoBreast In Show

Animals roar, currently in limited release and soon at a theater near jews and white nationalists

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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