Mister Rogers and the Make Believe Olympic Games robot!!

from the 1983 episode where Mr R goes to the robot factory!

kids, never stop making believe, or wearing sweaters, or using robots to do everything for us! [photo via the grand FabWoodMems]

Taken 2
Raging Istanbul Shiz
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 92 min

Things are so tuff for Liam Neeson!!!  He and his family keep taking nice little European trips and keep getting kidnapped by Serbians!!!!!  But that won’t stop them from having a good time, or throwing gernades, or drawing circles on maps, or killing Serbians, or teaching his daughter how to drive!!!!  YESSS!!!

OK, Taken 2 is no masterpiece, but it aint no master piece of sh!t neither, but it’s not good, but it wasn’t eggzactly as awful as that movie where he boringly fought wolves OR the movie where he boringly had amnesia, so this is pretty much the best Liam Neeson movie since Chloe, which really isn’t saying much, but Luc Besson written movies haven’t been saying much ever since he gave up being creative after The Fifth Element.  LUC BESSON, STOP WRITING THE SAME MOVIE OVER AND OVER WHERE PEOPLE DRIVE CARS AND SHOOT GUNS (which isn’t eggzactly the worsttt, it’s juss the same thing, again and again)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  AND IF YOU CAN’T STOP, JUSS MAKE A FCUKING PROFESSIONAL SEQUEL ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, and DB Sweeney is in this movie for 8 seconds!!!!!

Verdictgo: it’s not awful, and we kinda actually enjoyed its stupidity, so low end Jeepers Worth A Peepers garbage

Taken 2 is so close to leaving theaters that you can juss wait for video or don’t even bother

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Telly Savalas held a degree in psychology and was a world-class poker player who finished 21st at the main event in the 1992 World Series of Poker + was a motorcycle racer and lifeguard. His other hobbies and interests included golfing, swimming, reading romantic books, watching football, traveling, collecting luxury cars and gambling. Savalas loved horse racing and bought a racehorse, naming it Telly’s Pop.  Telly had lived at the Sheraton in Universal City for twenty years, becoming such a fixture that the bar was renamed ‘Telly’s’.  Savalas was once an executive director of news & special events at ABC. He was the executive producer for the Gillette Cavalcade of Sports where he gave Howard Cosell his first job in television. Telly was also Jennifer Aniston‘s godfather.  Telly Savalas was more man than 3891238123838128 men combineses.  Men AND women wanted to be him AND wanted to do him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And best of all, he wanted to do us, cause he loved us, baby

Smashed
Post Drunk Love
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 85 min

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is adorable.  This is a general statement, and has nothing to do with James Ponsoldt‘s Smashed.  In Smashed, MEW is a school teacher by day, and an alcoholic by night AND day.  One day she vomits in front of her students.  Then she tells the students that she’s preggers as a cover, and realizes she has a problem, a BIG problem, BUT HER PROBLEMS ARE JUST GETTING STARTED, but maybe her problems are just getting started to getting solveded!!!!  Her husband is also a drunkard, and is played by Aaron Paul, who had to stretch real hard to play someone who’s really fcuked up.  Supporting MEW are TV players and real-life hubby-wife duo – Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally.  Offerman sports a mustache and speaks softy, like he does on TV.  Mullally speaks cheerfully and endlessly, like she does on TV.  Octavia Spencer shows up too, cause some movie needed to hire her after winning an Oscar.  It’s actually kinda sad, cause what kinda roles is Spencer gonna get?  Endless supporting ones?  Someone make a movie for this woman!  Anywho, this movie is MEW’s movie, and she egggggcellently carries what’s barely there to a predictable, yet satisfying finish.  Bottom’s up, while bottoming out! MEW!!!

MEW has the best eyes ever.  maybe.  really.  probably

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

take a sip of Smashed in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Jane Pauley and Willard Scott, covering the wedding of Prince Charles to Lady Diana Spencer at St Paul’s Cathedral (background), Wednesday, July 29, 1981

happy b-day Jane Pauley. you is so hot, you hottie Hoosier you!