A Brand MEW Day
Mary Elizabeth Winstead is adorable. This is a general statement, and has nothing to do with James Ponsoldt‘s Smashed. In Smashed, MEW is a school teacher by day, and an alcoholic by night AND day. One day she vomits in front of her students. Then she tells the students that she’s preggers as a cover, and realizes she has a problem, a BIG problem, BUT HER PROBLEMS ARE JUST GETTING STARTED, but maybe her problems are just getting started to getting solveded!!!! Her husband is also a drunkard, and is played by Aaron Paul, who had to stretch real hard to play someone who’s really fcuked up. Supporting MEW are TV players and real-life hubby-wife duo – Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. Offerman sports a mustache and speaks softy, like he does on TV. Mullally speaks cheerfully and endlessly, like she does on TV. Octavia Spencer shows up too, cause some movie needed to hire her after winning an Oscar. It’s actually kinda sad, cause what kinda roles is Spencer gonna get? Endless supporting ones? Someone make a movie for this woman! Anywho, this movie is MEW’s movie, and she egggggcellently carries what’s barely there to a predictable, yet satisfying finish. Bottom’s up, while bottoming out! MEW!!!
MEW has the best eyes ever. maybe. really. probably
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
take a sip of Smashed in limited release
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…