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Creed
Spawn Sacrifice
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PG-13 | 133 min

creed

A funny thing happened to the Rocky film series as it got older – it got better.  2006’s Rocky Balboa was fcuking great.  It was nice to have Rocky back, and for Sylvester Stallone to act fo’real, instead of acting a’fool.  And I thought that was that… until writer/director Ryan Coogler came up with an ever better idea – what if Apollo Creed breed?  He did, and his forgotten son Adonis (a fit and fantastic and a fine mustachioed Michael B. Jordan) wants in on the family rope-a-doping, but he aint gonna get there without SlyRocky Ballone’s words of wisdom and fistdom.  And that pretty much tells you what you need to know about what Creed is… besides, in a word, awesomeszósz!!

And Tessa Thompson is so fine.  She needs to be in everything, including her own pants (that’s how fine she is – she needs to jump her own bones!)

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Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Creed packs a wallup – still in theaters near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Flotation Devices

never 5get…

Hooters Air 2003 – 2006

hooters air safety

hooters air website

hotters air plane

hooters airs 3

hooters air cabin

hooters air inside plane

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hooters air

hooters air stewardess

hooters air pilots

air hooters

hooters air luggage

hooters air lunchbox

dick vitale hooterd air

hooters air vitale

vitale hooters air

hooters air 4

I think they started this airline knowing that it was built to fail, but knew that people in the future would be like – dude, there was once an airline of Hooters – like boobs in the air!!!!!!!   bless their souls, and boobs, and wings, and your thighs

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When Life Gives You Meadowlark Lemon, Make Meadowlark Lemonade

Peace The Forks Out

to

Frey Guy

glenn frey

&

Gruffy Loggia

loggia

&

The Stoned Temple Pilot

&

Lemmy

lemmy motorhead

&

The Voice of
Disney’s Robin Hood

disney robin hood

&

Schneider

schinder one day at a time

 

+

Trapper John

Haskell Wexler

Vilmos Zsigmond

Dolph Schayes

Dave Henderson

Natalie Cole

the best Marchibroda ever!

Blowfly

the voice of Boba Fett

Ellsworth Kelly

ellsworth

a Mott the Hoopler

Lawrence Phillips

Ghostbusters Mayor

ghosbusters mayor

he was in Hitchock’s Rope – one of Hitch’s best movies!!!!

Bachelor Father daughter

that guy from All My Children

he North Faced the music

Céline Dion’s brother AND husband

Monte Irvin

hot pants mother

Last Survivor of 1906 San Francisco Earthquake!!!

Grizzly Adams!

grizzy adams

his book became Munich

Bee Gees Manager

wrote first ep of Star Trek + 1/2 of Logan’s Run

Oscar Campaign Publicist dude

Phantasmer

Specials drummer

Motörhead drummer

Godfather casting director

inventor of the mini-skirt

Fletch’s editor

fletch Richard Libertini

she sang songs

he played a uke in Shallow Hal

Paris brothel lady

Jonestown attack survivor

some old actress

he was served

Norman Mailer’s ex-wife who he stabbed!

Cha Cha

Meadowlark Lemon

meadowlark lemondae meadowlark

Phi Slama Jama coach

Moore Dickie

Hot Rod Williams

a Butler bulldog

some Yankee

some Bullish guy

some American runner

some Soviet heavy

some boxer

that guy from The Lost Boys

lost boys 3

lost boys 2

lost boys

the Williams in Williams-Sonoma

she made room for daddy

Mr Staples

some country singer

Bill Parcells mentor

from a specific hospital

mini American Horror Story-er

Mr Robot

un-yummy Berger

&

you’re up next!!!!!!!

Ken Beatrice

so long everyone

eagles lebowsku

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#Wienning

we way no longer Hungray, and totally Czeched out of Krtekland, and it was off to our final destination in our European holiday…

Vienna

first thing first, Vienna is actually named Wien, as in hot dog Wieners

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or as in Wienerschnitzel (the city is HOME to it, duh)

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but not as in Tafelspitz or Mark Spitz

Tafelspitz

wonder if they have an AM radio station called 1010 Wiens.  anywho, Wien is in Austria, which shouldn’t be confused with Australia

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAT91X2m37C/

and it never would, with such an awesome language in use like German!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPRM6BG35r/

although ‘Gloria’ is a beautiful song in ANY language

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but not sure what Chuck sauce is like in any language

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but pizza in every language is ‘pizza’ (although we didn’t have pizza in Europe, cause why would we??)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAS-ACIG33W/

cause when in Wien, do as the Wieners do – #Wienning

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and talk to random German and Swiss dudes

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and kiss yer wife, cause you can’t stand how beautiful she is

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and pick on someone not your own size

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and be like The Third Man and ride that ye olde Ferris Wheel

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and know nose where to find one of your favorite painter’s work!  BLESS YOU GIUSEPPE ARCIMBOLDO!!!!!!!!

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now Wien doesn’t have Eastern European charm like Hungary and Czech Repub do, but Austria never had to deal with all that standing in line for bread and sharing stuff.  it remained a cosmopolitan place, for centuries, and remains so

vienna street

where they have palatial palaces!!!

belvedere

with selfie points – how modern!

selfie point

round we go!

kunsthistorisches

too even more schmancy cafés!

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and schmancy chocolatiers!

demel

and to one of the most unique structures I’ve ever seen - KunstHausWien – a museum created by the artist himself - Friedensreich Hundertwasser!!!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPtJ9aG3_t/

tiley smilerus!

kunst haus

even the bathrooms are funky fresh!

kunst bathroom

and he also designed other buildings that aren’t his own museumz!!!

 wasser 3

like the Hundertwasserhaus

wasser 2

it’s like a Smurf village for humans!!

wasser 1

but everything we did wasn’t juss fatrsy artsy culture stuff

of course we hit up grocery stores to see what was a brewin’

tiroler alm

although we actually did try this – Almdudler –  which is basically Austrian ginger ale – and once bitten, forever smitten

almdudler

and apparently gefilte aint just for fishes.  it’s a thing, but I guess they go with the less Jewish ‘gefüllte’ which translates to ‘stuffed’.  but however it’s spelled, I’m g’scared of anything gefilted/gefüllted

gefullte

then it was off to check out the famous Naschmarkt 

where there’s kraut by the barrel!!!

sauerkraut

oh, you think we forgot to go to McDonalds, and McLook at their McMenü?

MCMenu

or miss seeing the Doc Brown Opera - 88 Meilen pro Stunde????

austrian doc brown

so long Austria, and Europe – never lose that old world Epcot charm, or the MUSTaches

horst lichter

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