Mr Do’s
mourn the peace the fork outting of OG member and namer of Pink Floyd…
Roger Keith ‘Syd’ Barrett
1946 – 2006
‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts 6 – 9)’ [
d]
‘Lucifer Sam’ [
d]
finger out who the fork this is…
become
Jarvis Cocker’s pal and give way to his
first solo matz, ‘(Cunts Are Still) Running The World’ [
Figwise]
for once ogle something else on Stacey Dash‘s self besides her (antonio) piercing eyes, lby way of her her Playboy spread [NSFW]
somehow take all the credit for ‘rapper'(?) Lily Allen hittin #1 on the UK Charts
celebrate The Onion‘s 10th
visit DC’s refurbbed/refabbed Donald W. Reynolds Center for American Art and Portraiture. I spent 2.5 mesmerizing hours in there, and still didn’t even get thru 1/2 o del collection! Muss c outta the bunch: Nam June Paik’s Electronic Superhighway: Continental US
hit up Charleston, SC on July 28 for Nancy O’Dell Bobblehead Night
discover the evolution of GBark’s ‘Crazy’ [Brooks Robinson] + the mash-up with ‘Steady as She Goes’ & ‘Rapper’s Delight’
stay away from summer’s big budget fiascos, and hit up the thumcredible Once In A Lifetime doc
somehow fly back during Lolla to see Body Count at NY’s Knitting Factory
ignore their stoopid drink ticket policy and the fact that the only sold 2 kinds of beer, one of them being Corona, and hit up Billyburg’s wurstest monikered outdoor house of fun, 718 B-Klyn Diner. Hownever, there is no guarantee that you will see Susan Sarandon rock out w/o Robbins as I did
Kube’s 2001, in 2001 seconds
fap to 60 years of Lois Lame
read Dan Steinberg and Desmond Bieler’s Starting Lineup article every Monday
hope Beckett heeds the werd of the Baseball Card Blog and raises the value of Topps’ 1987 set, the series I cut my collectin’ teeth on
get yer Streets re-mix & b-side galore d-lode on
find that NSFW pool party starring Rachel Leigh Cook [Step Aerobics]
watch my homegirl Kruisespanko and her mustachioed friend win dough on Cash Cab [watch]
Page Threeley [NSFW]
bookmark bebopics for all yer Potter kid candids. Juss beware of Angelica Mandy‘s eyes. They have more power than Prince Charles
steal all 5 of the top 5 stolen paintings
admire fotos by Myla I, II, III, without the use of mylar ballons [NSFW]
judge a band by its cover
enjoy really stretched snaps of Eleanor Rigby’s super-cutie gran-da Emma
Dinner In The Sky
learn how to blow perfect underwater bubble rings
Bacon Cereal
anal fist a tailpipe with numerous vegetables and other sundries
and never stop posting Zidane headbutt ani gifs (or games that are more bonk than Bonk’s Adventure)
(bi they gay, we’re are currently eggepting applications and BJs for anyone who wants to make animated gifs of the gawds like those for our thighs only. 501k, dental plan, anal plan, 3651/4 days of vacation, EEE, ELO, EZ-E. irish need not apply.)
Mr Dont’s
receive HJs from
hottie nottie/
Carrie cruelster
Nancy Allen
listen to a limony snippet of the Killers’ new song snooze ‘When You Were Young’ [d-lode], from their new album that drops in Rocktober. Sounds like the boys have stopped ripping off every New Wave band and started to rip off themselves. Zzzzzzzzzz. Somebody wake me up when they’ve gone they way of the Strokes. The who? Eggzzzactly
watch season 4 of the The OC, cause FOX is so behind it!
wonder why the Oscars always go to the wrong people/movies
be like Florrie, the OG Jerri Blank [Pubesbower]
spend a night in Nicky’s Hilton
use the internets in Kazakhstan
buy a tent and camp out until next year for Tim Blake Nelson’s latest joint to open, starring Kate Hooraysworth & Orlando Boo
watch reruns of Roseanne, despite the fact that ‘Corn’ (the vegetable) is shown or mentioned in every episode [imdb vis Menyinc]
d-lode Gene Rayburn wallpapers
push the ‘push to walk’ button
read AA comic strips
hire Clithero as your moving co
drive drunk & masturbate after a T-Wolves game [SFW watch]
and buy these phallic ice cream cones for yer Asian daughters [WTFOMGZ, DUHVS]
all of the above was not sponsored in part by
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25. Jul, 2006 
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