The Fap Five

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mo quick hitz!   The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers.  You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies.  In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process.  It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]

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caught up on a lot of movies.  no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz!   Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi.  You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson.  Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]

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Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs.  It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!!  YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!!  Why don’t you go […]

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The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes!  DeNiro is best when he is quiet!  Pacino is even bester when he’s loud!  And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!!  Lums!!!  that’s what […]

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Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!!  BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!!  THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]

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Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox

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Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012

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104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world.  we needed 208.  miss you tons Olivia de Havilland.  miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us.  we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]

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Pin Up Models at Miami Fire College by Bunny Yeager, 1955 [GMG]

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I’ll have what she’s not wearing