Tag Archives: Eyes Wide Shut

And Your 2010 Breast Actress Nominees Is…

Annette Bening

Nicole Kidman

Jennifer Lawrence

Natalie Portman

Michelle Williams


breastestest of luck/lick ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your Not So Biennial
Stewart Thorndike Posting

what’s the bestest part of dear ole Stanley’s Eyes Wide Shut?  all of it, duhvs course!!  no, but seriously, we all know it’s the bit where Nuala Windsor (Stewart Thorndike) is totes trying to turn Tom Cruise straight. why???  CAUSE SHE’S THE HOTTEST THING IN THE WORLD AND SHE COULD TURN ASEXUAL PEOPLE INTO 69SEXUAL PEOPLES AT THE DROP OF A HAT AND THE DROP OF A CAT!!!!

anywhoski… and now for the answer to a question no one ever asked: what would that very same scene look like if everyone and everything were eaten by a void of bluey blueness, cept for Ms Hotness, Nuala/Stewart?????

WE WANNA GO WHERE THAT RAINBOW ENDS!!!!

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