Se7en Ways To Up The Ante
23. May, 2006 
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…for next season’s 24
at the hands of the always Lethal
Al Leong
who has
‘must appear shirtless’
written in to all of his contracts
gay ex-husband
becomes the next President
or the new Mrs Miles Papazian
while former President
Richard M Nixon Logan
breaks outta Arkham Asylum
and terrorizes the city
under his new moniker
llon Tandro
while Cuthies
at Soul Man’s insistence
becomes a terrorist porn star
and sez
‘Don’t you want to f#ck me, you capitalist pig?’
ad infinitum
while Cuthies mountainous stalker
Johnny Drama
gets leg implants
and becomes the new 4head of CTU
while Edgar’s Italian mafia
pals avenge his death
while he’s porkin Vito in heaven
while Kiefer
enlists the
Lost Boys sax playa
to help save the world
from Christopher Henderson
who has been resurrected as Robocop
and out to make the world eat maggots
