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the original US poster features no hooked person
some foreign posters show Shue’s love interest
my guess is they used the image of the bad guy trying to grab lil Sara on the roof of that skyscrapper and added a hook to him cause Japanese people are scared of black dudes with hooks???
09. May, 2011 1 Comment
Thor
Thunder Claps
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 114 min
Kenneth Branagh‘s Thor was some pretty darn decent superhero fun.  T’was also unexpectedly mighty funnier than The Mini Page‘s Mighty Funny Mini Jokes (…who doesn’t love fish outta water situations)!!!  And even though 1/2 of the flick takes place in a CGI eyesore in the sky (glad we didn’t see it in 3-D), everything we liked about Thor took place there (no thanks on the earthbound Natalie Portman, Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd and Kat Dennings pointlessnessness). It’s also the paramount reason why this one feels different from all the other recent caped crusader pics – it has real mythology behind it, not juss mortal madness.  And when yer playing with Gods (and monsters), you get to unleash the hammiest ham acting this side of an an Orson Welles’ performance.  Anthony Hopkins (as papa Odin), Chris Hemsworth (our titular please do hurt them hammerer) and Tom Hiddleston (the mischievous Loki) all overdo it, but in a good good good way.  The Clash of The Titans aimed for the same ham heights, but the ham they produced was more un-Kosher than… ham
Choosy Men Choose Sif: Jaimie Alexander plays Thor’s gal pal Sif, and we’re choosy, but we choose Sif!!!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Thor is currently hammering it home at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
btw, Thor is NOT a homo
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