The Three Stooges
Funskull Numbskullery
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PG | 92 min

Making a Three Stooges movie is a recipe for movie disaster, cause Moe, Larry & Curry are Moe, Larry & Curly, and no one else is.  Even when Curly Howard got a stroke and they replaced him with original member Shemp (and later those other stooge yahoos), it was never the same or as good.  So imagine if you have none of those people, but other people playing those people???  Never saw that 2000 TV biography movie with the Shield/Commish, but that trio don’ts really sound like Moe, Larry & Curly, which is kinda a dealbreaker, no?

Well, the recipe for movie disaster has been averted!!!  HOW??!?!?!?  Bobby & Peter Farrelly are a perfectly suited duo to deal with dumb movies, cause any movie about the Stooges has to be dumb.  AND they had the smarts to put non-marquee names in the GIIIIIIIIIANT shoes that had to be filled.  AND Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe, Sean Hayes as Larry and Will Sasso as Curly totally almost really make you believe that they are sorta exactly maybe Moe, Larry and Curly!!!!  While the film is certainly not a non-stop laugh riot act, it is mos certainly enjoyable from start to finish, cause it’s got the dumb dumbed up, the impersonations down pat, and all around juss captures the exact spirit any Three Stooges fan would expect from a Three Stooges movie

Plot?  Who cares!  It’s got nyuks and head slaps and hammer bonkings, and misadventures and misteradventure, and throws in Jane Lynch, Sofía Vergara, Larry David, Craig Bierko, The Jersey Shorers, a gaggle of adorable moppets + Kate Upton‘s body for good measure(ments).  We left out Jennifer Hudson from that list cause she’s got the same level of acting talent as the cast of Troll 2.  Hactually, that’s not even fair to the cast of Troll 2, cause they’re more deserving of an Oscar than her and her singing voice is ever be.  Please, everyone, stop buying her albums and maybe she’ll go away.  Seriously, she must be stopped

moral of the story – they made a Three Stooges movie that is not horrible, kinda mostly funny, and moist importanly, with its heart in the exact right place it needed to be in, which is good enuff for we, and which should be good enuff for you!

CC her!: we should probably post a pic of Katie Ups in that nun-kini, but instead we want to thighlight cutie Carly Craig

Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Stooges is Three of a kind at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Dustin Diamond’s Childhood and Family Memories

greatest webslight/finds EVER????
perhaps
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there’s Chicago pizza

and then there’s everything else that calls itself pizza which is basically Lender’s bagels

don’t ask where’s the beef, cause you know that shiz was in our stomachs within 8 seconds

and then 10 seconds later, the solids turns into a gaseous state

if you don’t put ketchup on a hot dog, yer juss plain stoopid

we’ll leave it up to you as to how many pickles should go on a dog

this picture is not related to the food above

but is related to how amazing the Wrigley Field bathrooms are!

Wrigley, you know, the place where Balki & Cousin Larry get jiggy with it!

and the place where the Natsies owned the Cubsies

THIS IS WHAT THE SKY LOOKS LIKE IN WRIGLEY!!!

JESUS AND MOSES AND GOD BUILT THIS PLACE!!!

Curly Ws and Rounded Cs in perfect harmony

why can’t we all just get a shlong?

was so blessed to be with and to bring together this trio of fine peepholes

Señor Gombiergas, Joe E Tata & Peabsly P Peabody

this guy was not a part of our party

but he sure knows how to party (in his own mind)

even took time out of our busy eating & Curly W schedule to see things

like potential Quiet On The Sets posts like the Home Alone house!

f$&k The Hunger Lames cause this abandoned women’s hospital is more future bad cool than anything in that stoopid movie

dog bless you Bertrand Goldberg

and this is where Dillinger got plugged

plug in, or tune out, yo!

even got a lil Bahá’í on life

then listened to the Bahá’men

who let the dogs/drugs out?

Pulp
Radio City Music Hall
April 10th

more pics at Veegs

We met up in the year 2000 & 12.  We were fully grown, but it was strange, since we didn’t remember the first time that we had met.  There was a first time?  Well, apparently Pulp played the 1998 Tibetan Freedom Concert in DC, all of 3 songs, and apparently it juss wasn’t memorable enuff to remember it as our first time.  We did see Jarvis f$%king rock it solo hardcore back in the 2007 & the 2008, but his backing band wasn’t Pulp and he didn’t play any Pulp songs, so lets consider this RCMH show (their first ever there, and first show in NY/USA since 1998!!!!) our first Pulp time.  And now that that’s settled, we will always remember this first time, cause IT WAS THE F$%KING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST TIME!!!!!!!!!! 9779reals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The setlist (below) truly speaks for itself, but we’ll speak a little on its behalf.  There wasn’t a single dud song amongst the 18 played, which meant no time for refreshment getting, no time to tinkle, no time to tweet, only time to kick the f$&king ballistics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Unfortunately, the audience didn’t seem to fully agree on the ballistic f$%king kick part.  Don’t think these kids did their homework cause they only got super jizzy jazzed when ‘Common People’ was played, but if they knew the other 17 Pulp songs, which everyone should or make it their duty to know, they woulda been super jizzy jazzed from song one to song done, and thensome.  No wonder Pulp never made it big in America, cause apparently we’re adverse to amazing music.  If we were Pulp, we’d never bother to return to these United States, but we hope that’s never the case, cause we want to remember the second time.  Oh yeah, the second time is tonight, again at RCMH.  Meant a third time

We love life. In Jarvis we thrust

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