29. Jul, 2008 
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Jemaine Clement is Dr. Ronald Chevalier in Jared Hess’s Gentlemen Broncos, which also co-stars our mos flavorite (p)Feiffer since Paul, Squid & The Whale cutie pie mcgee Halley [Con.net]
24. Jul, 2008 1 Comment
Jarvis Cocker
Terminal 5
July 22nd
[mo pics from skinvision]
Jarvis Cocker is a true showman. If you’ve seen em live, like we did last year, yous knows what we speaks of. If not, yer totes missing out and probably have yet to fall in love with his uber-brills solo debut from 2 years ago that’s all about love & death & fat people. His voice rivals only James Earl Jones as tres breastest in all the world and the guy has moves as smooth as classic Michael Jackson (he even tried to upstage the Prince of Pop years ago [video]). Word has it that Jarvis is totally gonna rock out on his next album, and if the new tunes he showcased the other night at Terminal Illness 5 are any indication then that word is beyond bond, yo! He also played in Brooklyn the night before and the Vegan and Susic Mobbery both have reviews
And while we’re here, lettuce celebrate other fine lads and diane ladds who totally rock horn-rimmed-ish glasses (with apologies to Chris Sabo)…
Col Harland Sanders
Clark Kent, Reeve version
Clark Kent, Reeves version
Buddy Holly
Malcolm X
Harold Lloyd
Henry Kissinger
Larry King
Elvis Costello
Herbie Hancock
James Burke
The Nutty Professor
Tina Fey
Mobutu Sese Seko
Salvador Allende
Barry Goldwater
Bill Cullen
Drew Carey
Janeane Garofalo
Andy Dick
Rivers Cuomo
Graham Coxon
Jemaine Clement
Noodles
Stephen Merchant
Lisa Loeb
60s Michael Cane
Austin Powers
Garth Algar
The Church Lady
Lasky, guard at Walleyworld
Rick ‘The Wild Thing’ Vaughn
Mark Cohen
Teddy Duchamp
Lucas
Ernie from My Three Sons
Mr Garrison
Ugly Betty Suarez
Adam Savage
Noah Bennet
DJ Rick Adams
&
Velma Dinkley
15. Jul, 2008 0 Comments
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14. Jul, 2008 1 Comment
Tom Hanks in Big [trailer]
Sean Penn & Samantha Morton in
Woody Allen’s Sweet and Lowdown [trailer]
Mariah Carey’s ‘Fantasy’ video
[Pop Up Video or regular]
what do the above three thangs, in addition to Fatal Attraction, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Music and Lyrics, and some Russel Crowe movie yet to be released, all have in common? They filmed at historic Rye Playland, located in Westchester County, NY
It’s been a long thyme dream of ours to see where Josh Baskin reclaimed his smallness with the help of Zoltar the Magnificent, and the dream kept on growing larger with Playland popping up again and again in these other forms of filmed entertainments. The dream finally became a reality when we hit up the park yesterday. It’s a kid friendly place with pretty lame rides (the log flume was scarier than the famed Dragon Coaster, and that’s juss plain sad), but overall twas a nice place to waste a few hours outside of hot and bothered NYC. Sadly, there was no Zoltar to be found on the boardwalk, but there was a Ms Zoltar fortune telling machine tucked away in an arcade, right next to two air hockey tables. We asked her to make us big, and when we woke up this morning, nothing had changed (yes, our shlongs are still tiny). Damn gypsy ho! Guess we’ll now re-focus our attentions on our real cinematic dream: visit where they filmed A Clockwork Orange
bonus: ye olde post cards from Playland and other NY locales
03. Jul, 2008 0 Comments
stickers from the 80s [Nipsy Newbsy]
Sacha Baron Cohen as Sherlock Holmes and Will Ferrell as Watson shirley sounds like a good idea, but it’s produced by Judd Apatow, so it’s guaranteed to be 30 minutes too long and not really all that funny
could end up being the greatestestistest cartoon mt EVERest: John Oates and his mustache [Pakula Shaker]
fresh pics of the new 90210‘s new PEACH PIT, although no sign of Joe E Tatatatatata
Camilla Belle and Sharapova serve up some hotness
Conchords manager Murray is ‘present’ in the new Roger Federerererer Nike ad [C-net]
sprekin of Nike, they’ve finally sorta made a limited run of the Air McFly shoes from Back To The Future II (already up for bid on eBay for those who didn’t camp out and have Kobe Bryant deliver them in a DeLorean), although our boys over at the McFly 2015 Project aint satisfied, and we’re sure Ali G isn’t either, as the hoverboard still hasn’t been invented, yet
what, no love for our From Russia With Subs for this Nearly 50 Movie Remakes and Sequels So Bad They Wouldn’t Even Go Straight to DVD post? [Levitticus]
crazy insane graffiti art video thing thing [Navi The Terrible Bowler]
a Canuck we’d all love to f%ck
Lee Iacocca’s Butter Snatchâ„¢
and
Lucy Pinder makes our ice cream and wet dreams cum tru [NSFW]
merry effin Indy Pen Dance day to one and all!
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mo quick hitz! The Lighthouse Bless you Robert Eggers. You know how to strike a mood, and give us the heebie jeebies. In making a movie about two Lighthouse keepers not keeping sane, you drove us insane, and made quite the pretty picture in the process. It felt like watching a full-length, b&w version […]
caught up on a lot of movies. no time to devote full diatribes – so quick hitz! Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Skywalker works because it wasn’t The Last Jedi. You really screwed the pooch Rian Johnson. Can’t blame J.J. for trying to right/write the ship when he was handed a mess and […]
Uncut Gems Sterling, Sharp Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 134 min This isn’t one of those Adam Sandler movies where he gets hit in the balls for laughs. It’s the kind where he gets his balls stomped on. YOU GO SANDLER!!! YOU GO GET YOUR BALLS STOMPED ON!!! Why don’t you go […]
The Irishman Unionfellas Official Site | Trailers & Mo R | 210 min There is MUCH to praise about Marty’s latest grand spicy meatball (unbelievable sets and costumes! DeNiro is best when he is quiet! Pacino is even bester when he’s loud! And dancing with women!!  Tommy The Tit IS the tits!! Lums!!! that’s what […]
Last Christmas Wham! Bam! Mostly No Thank You Ma’am? Official Site | Trailers & Mo PG-13 | 103 min For 18/19ths of this movie (which I brought an infant in a stroller to!!! BEST DAD EVER), I was like, this is worse than a Hallmark Christmas movie!!!! THERE’S NOT EVEN A SINGLE GAZEBO IN THIS […]
Star Wars is stagnant, but there is a new hope, if only they went down a path that looked more like this… Kalinka Fox
Brazilian models pose during the IZOD IndyCar World Championship Sao Paulo Indy 300 race, April 29, 2012
104 years was not nearly enough Olivia de Havilland for this world. we needed 208. miss you tons Olivia de Havilland. miss saying your name knowing that you were still with us. we will always and forever say your name, and in that way, you will always and forever be with us Olivia de Havilland […]
Being a father has given me so much. Although for the first few years of this incredible duty and journey, it robbed me of my once great passion of seeing movies. Alas, I pushed movie-going on my daughter about as early as I could, and now she’s beyond game to go, although we’re not quite […]
thighs wide is SIXTEEN years shut!!!!! (turned sweet 16 on March 8th!) I just don’t know how to quit me. do you? (note – each picture below is clickable and will take you to its own magical place) Daphne Zucchini Bread Do Believe The Hyphen Steve Carlton Fisk Orange Crushed You’ve Reached the Office of […]
we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2019 and now, for the only awards that matter… SEXtenth Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards aka THE THIGHSMANS!!! _ Greatest Righting of A Wrong In A Movie Franchise EVER in The Rise of Skywalker when they like, hey Rose, want to join us on this […]
Seven 2019 Films That Were More Pitch Perfect Than Jerry Blevins! 1) Midsommar Something wicker man this way comes!!! 2) Ad Astra it space races your heart! 3) Joker apparently never posted a review here, but this will have to do the @jokermovie is easily the best Batman related movie ever made. come for the […]
there is nothing I look forward to more than compiling our annual goodbye to last year’s trends and hello to this year’s puns. The Washington Post is more professional at this sorta thing, but maybe you’re not into the whole brevity thing… OUT IN Adam Gase’s Gaze – Adam Driver, Driver – TikTok – […]
