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Back In Lucas Black
03. Apr, 2015 1 Comment
Furious 7 (7 Fast 7 Furious)
Sky Driving & Crying
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 140 min
Furious 7 is ultimately the greatest movie ever, but is it the greatest Fast and Furious movie? I don’t think it’s as amazin as #6 was is, and to be perfectly honest, I kinda don’t like the new direction they went in for #7 – more guns and blammo and less cars and jammos. Â YES, there is still plenty of car stuff for the motorheads, but when did our Furious crew need to turn into Jason Bourne/GI Joe and play a bunch of Patriot Games???? Â That kinda dumb suff started when The Rock showed up in the series, but it’s fastly getting even more and s’mores redonkulous. Â I mean, wtf is going on here???
We have a need for speed, not drones and helicopter shoot-outs. Â Guess the filmmakers said, well, after #6, we have no where to go but up… in the air. Â And yes, there’s a slick ass scene of cars flying thru da air, and another where cars fly thru buildings (AND IT’S ALL AWESOME!!), and anything else you can imagine, and then they threw in a bunch of other over the top stuff which is anything else I guess they imagined… like, hey, we need two pointless bad guys, and we also need a slick-haired Kurt Russell in dis movie for no reason!
Am I complaining? Â No, but we’re about 1-14 robots away from this franchise turning into the digital eye-fcuk-sore that is the Transformer movie series, and I’m not too thrilled about it. Â BUT, I am all in, and always will be, until they stop making these
+ their goodbye to Paul Walker was fitting/kind/loving/CG awkward but acceptable, and it is what is, although they totally should bring one of his brothers on board for #8
+ this new addition is super crazy/beautiful sexy cool
  
+ they finally acknowledged Lucas Black and Little Bow Wow exist in the FF universe!!!
and for #8? Â why not go old school and do some sort of Cannonball Run cross-country fun-a-athon???? Tyrese is thighlarious, and they should take more advantage of that, ramping up the laughs and car chases, not the guns and dumbo
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
Furious air mails it in at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
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