The 2018 Thighsmans
22. Feb, 2019 
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we named the breastest movies of the beastest of the 2018
and now, for the only awards that matter…
Fifteenie Anal Thighs Wide Movie Awards
aka
THE THIGHSMANS!!!
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Thing In A Movie That Was Lame-r Than Your Mom
that there’s a bad guy named after overpriced water
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Thing In A Movie From Another Movie That MOV(i)ED Me
I wasn’t ready and overlooked how amazing the Overlook Hotel shined in Ready Player One
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The 9th Annual Greta Grrr Wig Recipient of Please Go Away You Annoy The Living Poop Out of Me Over-Acting Actor Award
Lin-Manual-Miranda’s blimey as I live and breathe attitude as a character that doesn’t matter whatsoever in Mary Poppinz
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The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Man of The Year
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Eric Roberts
who had SIXTEEN ‘films’ released in 2018!!
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Gifs of the Gawds
they call him MISTER Rogers
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The KFC Finger Stickin’ Goodness Goodie Three Shoes Award
aka – this lady be DAMN fine award!!
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Eyes Wide Open For Bidness 9ever
aka Bestest Eyes
Kiera Bell
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Hairing Is CaringÂ
Brian May & The Men of The Favourite
have the same hair!
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KFC Sucks, Except For This One Time
stereotypes are stereo-typical
BUT WORK FINGER LICKING GOOD in
Green Book
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Möst Bestest Racist Performänce By An Actor With An Ümulat In His Näme
Jasper Pääkkönen in BlacKkKlansman
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THAT Kid Who May One Day Become a ‘THAT Guy’ Kinda Guy
Jake Ryan from Eighth Grade
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Art Imitating Itself
Mike Myers Hating ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the movie of the same name is genius
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Songs That Execute Better Than Norman Mailer Mailing It In With Mailman Karl Malone
‘Sail Away’ in Eighth Grade
all the Luxing & Grinding in Vox Lux
‘Shallow’
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Trailers Worth Tractoring
(in endless memory of Robert ‘Tractor’ Traylor)
 
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Poster Her! Poster We! Poster Haste!
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Unintentional Porn To Be Wild Titles
The Rider / Climax / On The Basis of Sex / 7 Days in Entebbe / Juliet, Naked / Her Smell / The Night Comes for Us / Chappaquiddick / Golden Exits
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Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award
Honor Kneafsey
&
the aforementioned
Jasper Pääkkönen
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Don’t You Forget About Me/These Forgetmenot Bon Mots
didn’t realize all those cheesy Burt Reynolds car movies were actually awesome
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Wes Anderson and Jacques Henri Lartigue
So Tell Me Again, Why Did You Have To Die? Part VII
Sports Meet Movies Collection
BEST MOVIES OF 2018:
Boy Erased
Ben Is Back
Beautiful Boy
A Boy Named Ben
Ben Is Beautiful
Lucas Hedges: Live on Broadway
Ben, My Sweet Sweet Boy
Who Erased Ben?
Lucas Hedges: Back on Broadway
2 Beautiful 2 Boys
Gotti— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) December 6, 2018
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Movies To Look For In The ‘019
 
Duo: A Star Wars Story
A Loud Place
HellFraiser
Second Man
Stan & DeliverÂ
18 Fast, 18 Furious
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In Memoriam
too many great names to name, so we’ll just leave it like this
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don’t forget to peep out our ’17,  ’16,  ’15, ’14, ’13, ’12, ’11, ’10, ’09, ’08, ’07, ’06, ’05, ’04, ’03, and ’02 awards!!Â
until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
