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Toys In Babeland

24. Aug, 2010 1 Comment

Jorgie Porter + 3 other Hollyoaks hotties get all apocalypscious [SFW]

+ a NSFW animated gif of our twitter wife lookin very meowy!! but she says those aren’t her boobs??? who cares!!! boobs!!!!!

All Posts, Hotties, NSFW

Diora Baird, Hollyoaks, Jorgie Porter

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Movie Reviews

February 8th, 2012

Quidditch While You’re Ahead

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The Woman In Black
Children of The Yawn
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 95 min

Daniel Radcliffe is a lawyer or something, and definitely not Harry Potter, cause he has a 3 o’clock shadow beard. His wife is dead or something, and his son draws pictures of him … Read the rest

January 27th, 2012

A Wolf in Sheep’s Boring

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The Grey
Crash Grab
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 117 min

From the looks of the image above, Joe Carnahan‘s The Grey looks like a Liam Neeson kicks mad a$$ with broken gla$$ flick from frame one til frame done, but guess what? THIS ONLY HAPPENS … Read the rest

January 20th, 2012

Grunt, Sass, and Kick

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Haywire
The MMA Experience
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 93 min

Having a tough time trying to figure out what to make of Steven Nerderbergh‘s Haywire. It’s kinda La Femme Nikitaish, but feels more like a 90s Steven Seagal flick with shades of whatever that … Read the rest

January 13th, 2012

Divorce Courting

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A Separation
(Jodaeiye Nader az Simin)
I-walk, Do Not Iran To A Theater near you
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 123 min

Is Asghar Farhadi‘s A Separation THE single best movie of 2011, as many have made it out to be? Well, it might juss be the … Read the rest

January 11th, 2012

Problem Child 4

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We Need To Talk About Kevin
Birth (Out of) Conrtrol
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 112 min

We do need to talk about We Need To Talk About Kevin cause we juss need to talk about it. First you MUSS MUSS MUSS see this, then we can … Read the rest

Hotties

January 30th, 2012

Plead No All ~~Contest~~ Tessa

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MORE TESSA FOWLER!!!!

perv-iously - Cockgames For Gamecocks… Read the rest

January 24th, 2012

See Candy

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India Reynolds & other icy NSFW hotness in Nuts

Hollyhocks & Tulips always brings the vintage NSFW hotness!!

Cary Elwes’ wife is hot!!!

and so is Morena Baccarim, who one day may be our wife!!!… Read the rest

January 20th, 2012

Grunt, Sass, and Kick

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Haywire
The MMA Experience
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 93 min

January 18th, 2012

Welcome To The House, Dolls 2011

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the women below burned up screens in 2011, and holes in people’s pants everywhere. bless you all

Taylor Cole

The Green Hornet

Seo Woo

The Housemaid

Marta Gastini

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

The Rite

Krystal Ellsworth

No Strings Attached

Holliday Grainger

Jane Eyre

María Valverde

Cracks

Mélanie Thierry

The Princess of … Read the rest

January 12th, 2012

Vass Deferens

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MASS VASS!!

… Read the rest

Best of

January 18th, 2012

Welcome To The House, Dolls 2011

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the women below burned up screens in 2011, and holes in people’s pants everywhere. bless you all

Taylor Cole

The Green Hornet

Seo Woo

The Housemaid

Marta Gastini

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

The Rite

Krystal Ellsworth

No Strings Attached

Holliday Grainger

Jane Eyre

María Valverde

Cracks

Mélanie Thierry

The Princess of … Read the rest

January 17th, 2012

Thighs Wide Movies 2011

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2011 didn’t bring us any swans, social networkers, toothy dogs or voids that needed exiting ASAP, but that didn’t stop movies from being released. we saw a bunch of them, and in our humboldt opinion, here’s the top of the plops…

No Hate’een
On These Eighteen

1) Project Nim

Apes … Read the rest

January 2nd, 2012

This Is List: 2012

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you know the drill - The Washington Post does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser. anywho, to 2012, and beyondce…

… Read the rest

OUT

Kardashians

Calrissians

Tebowing

Bilbo Baggins’d

What About Bobbed?

What About Watermelon?

Adele

Bdele

December 28th, 2011

Thighs Wide Telly 2011

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CBS Sunday Morning is the #1 show on TV ever (sorry Twin Peaks), and as for 2011…

1. Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (ESPN)

It’s father’s day, every day, on the funniest show on TV, and it isn’t even a comedy. Take a look above and tell … Read the rest

December 27th, 2011

Thighs Wide Music 2011

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you know the drill – we know nothing of new music (we only listened to four new releases and only liked two of them), cause we love old music, and yer probably muse-sick of hearing all this, but who flipping cares. by the way, what is Skrillex? by the way, … Read the rest

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MORE TESSA FOWLER!!!!

and so is Morena Baccarim, who one day may be our wife!!!… Read the rest

Taylor Cole

Seo Woo

Marta Gastini

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Krystal Ellsworth

Holliday Grainger

María Valverde

Mélanie Thierry

Taylor Cole

Seo Woo

Marta Gastini

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Krystal Ellsworth

Holliday Grainger

María Valverde

Mélanie Thierry

No Hate’een On These Eighteen

1) Project Nim

1. Dan Le Batard Is Highly Questionable (ESPN)

No Hate’een
On These Eighteen