Thighs Wide Shut

The Princess Bride was released in theaters 20 years ago on this very day. It rawked the his and her-house, and you already know this, so we’ll dispense with the pageantry and get on with the…

FIRST & LAST EVER PRINCESS BRIDE SORTA AWARDS

Finestest Rhymin’ Dog Paddlin’ Brute Squad Member Who Formerly Was Unemployed, In Greenland

Fezzik

Ultimatestest Jewish Couple

Miracle Max & Valerie

Biggestest Academy Award Oversight Besides Walter Sobchak Getting ZERO Love

only ONE! Oscar nomination
which was for
Best Original Song
Willy De Ville/Mark Knoplfer’s
‘Storybook Love’ [d]

The Mos Memorable Single Word Spoken On Screen Since The Graduate‘s ‘plastics’

‘Mawage‘
(‘Inconceivable!‘ placed 2nd)

Prince Humperdinck’s
Wettest Dream

Ex-Wife Susan Sarandon cleansing her breasts with lemons

Lastest Thing I Want To Encounter In A Dark Alley or The Fire Swamps Besides Brian Peppers

R.O.U.S.eses

Photochopinest Grandpa Idea Waiting To Be Made

Queer As Falk

Mos Accomplisheded
Adolescent Mission

to see Princess Buttercup (somewhat) naked

The Battle To End All Battles Including Arnaz Battle

The Battle of Wits
betwixt Westley & Vizzini

Dopestest Book
The Movie Was Based On
That You Never Thought To Read

William Goldman’s The Princess Bride
which includes Inigo & Fezzik’s backstories!!

Truly The Bestest Albino
Mt EVERest
w/Mouth Sores!

The Albino

Equally As Klassic Rob Reiner Flick Made The Year Before!

Stand By Me

Mos Under-Loved Character

Yellin
who’s playin Gandalf on stage!

Hottestest Other UKish Places I Muss Visit Bethighs Where They Filmed
A Clockwork Orange

Haddon Hall AND Castleton in Derbyshire
Burnham Beeches, Buckinghamshire
The Cliffs of Moher in Ireland
etc

A-1estest Fencing Technique

FOUR WAY TIE
betwixt
Bonetti’s Defense, Capa Ferro, Thibault & Agrippa

Hugestest Bears Fan of 1987

Tie
betwixt
Wayne & Kevin Arnold

Nicestest Rack Since Lucy Pinder’s

The Machine

Hand Job Artist
You Can Mos Count On

The Six-Fingered Man

Least Bangable Character

The Ancient Booer, duhvs

peabsviously on we love 1987 movies:

Wolfman’s Got Nards Turns 20!!!!

Thank Heavens For 1987

It’s kim unpossible for boobs to talk. How do I know? I’ve been listening for years and they haven’t said a word, juss providing many sleepmore nights with my head between em. Anywho, no one has better boobs than Lucy Pinder. I think you may have heard JOed to her. But have you ever JOed to heard her and her mum talk about said breasteseses? You have now, spanks to a new UK TV doc entitled, My Body Hell

someone give this girl a hand

i’d like to nominate myself for the job!

Eastern Promises
Russian Dressing For Success
Trailers & Mo

David Cronenberg looks to have found his muse in the shape and form of Viggo Mortensen. The two first ‘wowed’ audiences together with ’05’s A History of Violence (we found it a bit too overrated), and they’re going to do it again here with Eastern Promises (this time around, I’m on the ‘wowed’ side of thangs). The story, by Dirty Pretty Things scribe Steven Knight, is purty straightforward (nice girl nurse Naomi Watts gets sucked into a Russian mafia underground world and has trouble getting out), but I was able to immerse myself a heck of a lot more here than with Violence. Spankfully, there’s no over the top Pacinoesque performance weighing the film down, like what William Hurt added (actually ‘subtracted’ would be a better word) from Violence‘s final act. Instead, what we are treated to are 3 very diverse actors (American Mortensen, Frenchie Vincent Cassel and the always scary German Armin Mueller-Stahl) making us easily believe that they’re all crooked Russian mobsters takin care of bidness in the side of London you don’t see on a postcard. While I won’t bother peppering this film with redonkeylous ‘masterpiece’ blather, I will say that you’ll find little wrong with this gem of a picture. And that’s a western promise!

IMDb Sweeney: Sinéad Cusack, who plays Watts’ mum, in real life is Jeremy Irons’ bizatch. The two have appeared together in the films Stealing Beauty and Waterland, as well as 2 TV movies and a mini-series

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Breast In Show

Silk
Not So Smooth Sailing
Trailer

It has taken director François Girard 9 long years to follow-up on his mos delightful film Red Violin. How fitting a time frame, cause that’s about how long in felt to watch his latest, Silk. Mord oh lighty, there isn’t a cocoon big enuff in this world to save you, me and everyone we know from this gigantor snoozefest. I’d rather watch a 24 part documentary on silk production than sit thru this tale about a French silkworm smuggler, who travels to the untouched by white man lands of Japan, falls in love with a native, returns home, pines for the girl, returns to Japan, returns home, zzzzzzzzzzzz, etc, more zzzzzzzzz, and some more etc. The grade-A(cting) chops of Alfred Molina, a few nude scenes with Keira Knightley and the majestic scenic beauty of Eurasia, all deserve a better movie than this. And can someone please explain to me how Michael Pitt continues to get cast in film after film, and by such grape directors as Bertolucci, van Sant, Shyamalan, Abel Ferrara and Larry Clark? Outside of aping Kurt Cobain and raping Hedwig and his/her music, he has shown about as much talent as the mayor of Talent, Oregon. I think he should be forced to compete on NBC’s America’s Got Talent before he lands another role

I Still JO To You Knightley: for someone with boobs the size mosquito bites, tits still nice to see Keria Knightley show em so often [NSFW]!

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Slit My Snoozing Eyes Out Repoopulous

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Jenni Pulos‘s part in Flipping Out

tonight will be played by
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Madeleine Martin‘s part in Californication

tonight will be played by
Meg White

Johnny V‘s part in Scott Baio Is 45… and Single

tonight will be played by
Not Another Teen Movie‘s Ricky Lipman

Heidi Montag‘s part in The Hills

tonight will be played by
Fahrenheit 451‘s Montag

Anna Faris‘ part in Entourage

tonight will be played by
those 80s Twizzler lips

Scott Baio’s list of
chicks he’s banged

including, but not limited to
Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Beverly D’Angelo, Liza Minelli, Pamela Anderson, Erika Eleniak, Nicole Eggert
and the above Playmate & Growing Pains
NSFW hottie
Julie McCullough

the cocksmokin substitute that be

Edy’s/Dreyer’s Fruit Bars

HBO’s haunting

Brooklyn Dodgers: The Ghosts Of Flatbush doc

the slappy tickledness of

Squeeze’s Greatest Hits disc

el pollo y la green sauce

from Pio Pio Salon

ironic shirts that I want

but can’t get
(in my size)

Kayak dot com‘s bestness

that basically writes Orbitz’ obit

the wit & wisdom
& $1.25 Ask The Slouch Cash Giveawayness

of one Norman Chad

usin my ultra gays

Ikea Ice Cube Trays

any & all boobs

on the very NSFW
Boobie Blog

&

1987 movies

duh

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