Thighs Wide Shut

For giving it to me…

Leisure – 1991
‘There’s No Other Way’ [d]

Modern Life Is Rubbish – 1993
‘Villa Rosie’ [d]

Parklife – 1994
‘This Is A Low’ [d]

The Great Escape – 1995
‘Yuko & Hiro’ [d]

Trainspotting Soundtrack – 1996
‘Closet Romantic’ [d]

Blur – 1997
‘Song 2’ [d]

13 – 1999
‘Tender’ [d]

Ordinary Decent Criminal Soundtrack – 2000
‘Dying Isn’t Easy’ [d]

Gorillaz – 2001
’19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)’ [d]

Mali Music – 2002
‘Spoons’ [d]

Think Tank – 2003
‘Crazy Beat’ [d]

Democrazy – 2003
‘I Need A Gun’ [d]

Demon Days – 2005
‘Feel Good Inc’ [d]

¡BONUS!
Chemical World Single – 1993
cover of Rod Stewart’s
‘Maggie May’ [d]

The future is coming on?

Untitled Gorillaz Project (2007)

Super Crazy Ludacris Hologram World Tour (2007-2008?)

Blur Album (Never?)

Interplanetary Domination (TBD)

Happy 38th to the one dude I’d totally go gay for (b’sides Jude, Diego, Mr. Monopoly, and possibly Eddie), who also juss so happens to have the bestest human singing voice on the 3rd rock from the sun cock from the bun. And Damon, like Andy, please don’t ever die

BREAKING NEWS:

Fresh off opening the 48th Annual Grammy Awards alongside Madonna and taking home the Pop Collaboration with Vocals award, GORILLAZ will now receive yet another Stateside honor: the U.S. production of the DEMON DAYS LIVE tribute concerts.

Confirmed for April 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 at Harlem’s famed Apollo Theater, DEMON DAYS LIVE will feature the guest musicians from GORILLAZ’ worldwide multi-million-seller Demon Days recreating ‘Feel Good Inc.’, ‘DARE’ and the album’s other classics live onstage.

Confirmed guest performers joining Demon Days producer/Gorillaz collaborator Damon Albarn in bringing each and every track to life will include De La Soul, Ike Turner, Bootie Brown of the Pharcyde, Neneh Cherry, Happy Mondays’ Shaun Ryder, UK rapper Roots Manuva, with others to be announced.

Tickets for DEMON DAYS LIVE will go on sale Friday March 10 at 11 a.m. EST through Ticketmaster.

DEMON DAYS LIVE is not to be confused with the unprecedented live holographic tour the Gorillaz team and animation house Passion Pictures are currently producing for 2007-2008. The live Gorillaz shows will be a unique cross between live performance and a theme park experience, with the band fully present onstage, rendered in 3 eye-popping dimensions. Crucially, the show will evolve over the life of the tour, like any live performance, will feature stellar guests from Demon Days, and will ultimately bring the unique visual identity created by Jamie Hewlett to a live audience.

[via BV & PS]

What it gonna sound like? D-lode the stellarly recorded MP3s from one of their Manchester shows and hear fo yo self!!

What’s a better use of time?

Watching all 123 minutes of Sideways?

Or spending 5 minutes, alone, with this Sasha Baroness Cohen non-camel toe naked nude grundle labia snapple…

+ 264 mo.

+ the Baroness!!!

Me can’t love yub

A wonderful showzen has been given a 2nd life, and soapfully that equates to more Trevor bits with Beat Kids

Think Shelden Williams and Mena Suvari are both locks for this year’s all head team?

New Adventures in Hi-Fi [via G’hattan]

Jennifer Ellison Defines The Perfect Pair of Breasts… like she would know anything about boobs

I wonder if they display the black dude who comes to life in Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’ video at the National Great Blacks In Wax Museum

Victoria Beckham ‘Like A Prayer’ [d-lode]

‘sam cassell large penis’, we #2!

Who was the Mona Lisa? And who hasn’t fingerbanged Mona Robinson?

The HAWTEST site on the internet [via Hal Lindenbaum]

& if yous werent in the know, b-day ribcakes are the new d-day urinal cakes!

For once, a Coachella rumor turned out to be true!! Still doesn’t change the fact that this year’s line-up blows almost as much as Tool and whatever the next Killers album will be!

[hot info via Megbot]

Don’t worry bout a thing lil Sasha Cohen, my sweet tits breasts anus naked butt thighs nude vagina hot camel toe poon tang clan heroes in a half shell pics (sorry, that’s purely for Googling purposes), Michelle Kwan still blows

BREAKING WIND NEWS!!!
Waffle House to Start Taking Credit Cards [via Brawny Man]
What’s next, horse on Venus?

Bestest actor who isn’t named Joseph Gordon-Levitt, yet has the bestest name: Burn Gorman. Where to catch em if you can: as that guy in Layer Cake and as Kenge and Carboys’ clouseauish clerk Guppy (another bestest name) from BBC’s Bleak House, which sadly will turn my house bleak wheneth it ends this Sunday on PBS. Seriously yo, I know it looks boring and stuff, like most things before 1950, but you should totally Netflix em when they are ready for Netflix. I mean, it don’t got much better than unsung underground secret future super hotness cuttie cute ness pie Carey Mulligan, dudes with crazy facial hair, smallpox, Wedge as John Jarndyce (I may juss have to change my name to Banning Cocq John Jarndyce the IVIIXXICLM of Westphalia), Janine Evans (nee Butcher), a 2006 inductee of the SAG-HOF (Screen Asshole Guild – Hall of Fame), a dude named Smallweed, a dude named Clamb, and GUPPY!!! Charles Dickens may have hated Jews, but he certainly had a way with names! GUPPY!!

Hairparently, they love stealing my snaps of Natty Lite tall boys (from ThighsBart’s B-Day) over there in Persia

All he wants is $2

And anyone else out thar ever wonder what woulda happened had Al Gore become president like he rightfully should of New Coke triumphed in the Cola Wars? Yeah, what if? And what if Theo Ratliff ate out Heathcliff (or that purty kitty Riff Raff used to bang)? Maybe NC pitchman Max Headroom woulda gotten head from Hedda Hopper‘s love child with Glenne Headly and Hedy Lamarr!!

1985 > 2006

[via eBayte]

MUSTARD MAN
FOUND!!!

What’s a Lebowski Fest without Edie McClurg playing the washboard? I dunno, but WE WUZ ROBBED!!

While peeps may be fawning over the choices of a Bond Grrrrl who openly shows her gina [NSFW], I say the major Kudos and Rice Krispies Treats should be reserved for casting Jeffrey Wright as CIA agent Felix Leiter. Here’s hoping he goes under(the)cover(s) with M

May the Gorillaz/Albarn stuff never end… and for those who hate to buy stuff, d-lode like the wind: Gorillaz – Live At Manchester 04/11/2005 (thats 11/4/05 to us idjiots) Recorded for BBC Radio 1

Who wrote the Olympic theme song? JWills, NO DOUBTZZLE [d-lode] Oh, yous like me and don’t care for dat one but the one NBC (and ABC) rocks? It’s called ‘Bugler’s Dream’, and, I guess, is known in wider circles as ‘Olympic Fanfare’ [d-lode]. Morse info herez

Faux lesbians, the bass of Sting, a pointless piano solo, and Batman’s Bat Cave. This can mean only one thing that’s not INVASION: t.A.T.u.’s ‘Friend or Foe’ video. Kinda a let down after the give us us hotness of ‘All About Us’, but hey, friends or fauxs, lezzies or ho’s, don’t make a difference to me, juss as long as the kissing commences!! And while Denmark is taking the heat off of France for being the chief jerkasses of Europe, the frogs are making the breast of the situation by making peace with this spread in their FHM [via tATu Girls]

Mischa Barton’s Sort of Visible Nipples… not odd, considering her brother Falkor doesn’t wear pants

Mohammed Image Archive [via PopTarts]

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

Tom Wolfe’s next book? I Am Hot Jeremy [b-ware the audio via Cielloarmadillo]

Lucky Clovers

Play Monk’s Mind Game, drink at Monk’s in Philly, and send yer kid to Art Monk’s football camp, which I attended in 5th grade

SmokingHotWaitress.com [via Double V and their HOT Radio Waves]

Celebrities as Sports Stars!

100 Best First Lines from Novels

The Rifleman, that aint Chuck Connors/Person

Bleak House icons, but only thru episode 9!! I recommend the smallpoxed #20, cause smallpox is the new munch box!

TMNT Food Stuffs

Jean-Claude Van Damme Made Better

Why drive when you can ride a Fucker

Wienerwhistle

General Carbuncle

The Outhouses of America Tour [via IFOCE King]

The Song Tapper

VPF, his suits, and the things he stands in front of

My hero

and Paiging Mr Erection…