Muhammad Ali, Hulk Hogan, Cyndi Lauper, Liberace & Wendi Richter = WrestleMania I!!!!!????!!!!!????!!!!!!

Ali served as a guest referee!

and Liberace was the guest timekeeper???

and Cyndi was juss a girl having fun

AMERICA IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Master
No Brains, No Service
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 137 min

I don’t get it, but it sure looked nice!  Especially those sandcastle boobs!

It didn’t have a point, but Philip Seymour Hoffman did have a mustache that made him look like Mike Holmgren, and he did yell a lot, cause that’s telltale sign that he’s acting all hard and things!!

No really, I have zero minus one idea what the movie was about, but Joaquin Phoenix did tell like 2 fart jokes and kinda acted like he was in a post-WWII version of I’m Still Here (which is a betterer, more thoughtfullerrer movie than The Master is ever be or wants to be.  IS TRUE!)

No seriously, what’s the story with that story?  A helpless drunk gets help from a guy who’s full of himself and has a mustache and screams and his son is Jesse Plemons who sorta looks like him, without a mustache, and without the screaming, and in the end, no matter how much yelling goes-es on, it doesn’t help the helpless guy????  And no milkshakes are drankens??

But man, the movie LOOKED amazing!  Yeah, but ‘look’ and ‘being’ are two different stuffs.  Nice try PT Borenum!!  But you didn’t fool us with your foolish tim-foolery!

Yeah, but there were at least three AMAZINGS scenes.  One involved questions and not closing eyes and then closing eyes with more questions.  Another involved the awesomes Christopher Evan Welch questioning methods which is followed by yellings.  The other other was when all of the sudden there were lots of naked womens in a room, and we saw old droopy boobies that were hactually kinda sexy. IS TRUTHS!

Jessica Lange Gang: so we all know that Alison Lohman looks like a young Jessica Lange, but who knew that there was a gal who looks like Alison Lohman…

Brigitte Hagerman!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verdictgo: Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

The Master bates in limited release

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

our lil Meggy Prescotz is all growns up!!!!

XOXOXOXOXO <3

I finally figured it out – Joseph-Levitt-Gordon isn’t trying to look like young Bruce Willis in Looper, cause he’s hactually trying to look like angry Kirk Cameron, with a side of skinny giant headed John Travolta!!!!!

oh, and while we’re here, I really wish Kirk Cameron was still as cool as he was when he was super cool

OH, AND I WANT THAT T-SHIRT BAD!!!!!!!!

may have to make one and throw it up on our sto

dude, The Tin Drum (Die Blechtrommel) is f$%king nutty cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cause

and then there’s

AND THEN THERE’S THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FU#$#$@CKING CRIZZZAZZY????????????????????????????????

this is why fish is the würst.  me almost vomited all over my selfves juss watching these fishy scenes

oh, and by the way, this movie won an Oscar!

and oh yeah, it’s hactually VERY VERY VERY worth seeing, if you have 162 minutes to spare to listen to a kid scream with scary eyes and do older women

and yes, that kid is the same kid elf thing from Legend