Peace The Forks Out
THE DIRECTOR OF GOLDFINGER (and LIVE AND LET DIE! THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!)
You like Key (Keegan-Michael Key) and Peele (Jordan Peele)? Kittens? Comedy? Keanu Reeves? Movies slightly over 90 minutes? If you answer ‘yes’ to all of these questions, you are a human being living on planet earth. If you answer ‘no’ to any of these questions then YOU BETTER CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF!!!
Hello Keanu, the movie where Key and Peele get themselves into a world of trouble trying to save a kitten, by acting a fool, for the benefit of me and you. It’s like a longform Key & Peele episode, that kinda feels like it forms juss a little too long, but you’ll laugh here and there, AND YOU WILL LAUGH, and enjoy yourself throughout!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Keanu reeves it at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
Paramount had organized a party for me [at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills in 1957]. All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come. For me, that was when it got amazing.
She came right for my table. She knew everyone was watching. She sat down. And now, she was barely… Listen. Look at the picture. Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table.
Many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it. And I never do. I don’t want to have anything to do with that. And also out of respect for Jayne Mansfield because she’s not with us anymore