A World Less Safer

Peace The Forks Out

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Morley Safer

Morley Safer, the longest-serving correspondent in the history of "60 Minutes," says it is time to retire. Safer, 84, said in a statement, "It's been a wonderful run, but the time has come to say goodbye to all of my friends at CBS and the dozens of people who kept me on the air."

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the last Casablancer

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THE DIRECTOR OF GOLDFINGER (and LIVE AND LET DIE!  THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN! DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER!)

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THE DIRECTOR OF TEEN WOLF and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teen wolf director

voice of Lucky Charms’ Lucky The Leprechaun

Mr K-tel/Miracle Brush/ Veg-o-matic

he came up with the phrase ‘The Fab Four’

Chyna

HE MADE YOU MIND THE GAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flyers founder

Mr Dirty Dozen

an ole Hollywooder

he made us all go JFGay

rush to judgment

Him & Mr Jones

Touchable

Mr Nice

she Geeked Love

a voice guy

Silicon Valley dude

Orangeman Washington

Cub Pappas

Laker McMillian

Tiger McAuliffe

Red Ellis

Bronco Lee

THAT guy who always played a dad!!

William Schallert

attorney for WikiLeaks

world’s oldest firefighter

Papa Wemba

the godfather of Rodeo Drive

the nut king of Chicago

ABA money maker

Purple Rain cinematographer

THE COP FROM CLUE!!!

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publicly fired on Godfrey show (whatever that means)

she grounded the Flying Nun

voice of Michigan Stadium

U Dub announcer

Everybody Loves Doris Roberts

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Sacha Baron Cohen’s dad

Tupac’s mom

Steve Carell’s mom

Patton Oswalt’s wife

Eli Wallach’s wife

that weird dude once married to Liza

Mr Os

square foot gardener

he taught the world to sing AND drink coke

some country guy

some lady singer

some Tejano singer

some experimental filmmaker

some comic book guy

some basketball guy

some Australian producer

some costume designer

some painter

some British comedian

some pizza guy

some drum dude

some coach

some blues-rock guy

some old guy on Seinfeld 

some actor

some British actor

some other British actor

some Kiwi actor

some Israeli actress

some Canadian actor

some Romanian actor

some guy who was Uncle Fester or something

some building guy

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the Mr. Softee jingle-man

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Kitty Littered

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Key and A-Peele-ing
Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 100 min

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You like Key (Keegan-Michael Key) and Peele (Jordan Peele)?  Kittens?  Comedy?  Keanu Reeves?  Movies slightly over 90 minutes?  If you answer ‘yes’ to all of these questions, you are a human being living on planet earth.  If you answer ‘no’ to any of these questions then YOU BETTER CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF!!!

Hello Keanu, the movie where Key and Peele get themselves into a world of trouble trying to save a kitten, by acting a fool, for the benefit of me and you.  It’s like a longform Key & Peele episode, that kinda feels like it forms juss a little too long, but you’ll laugh here and there, AND YOU WILL LAUGH, and enjoy yourself throughout!

And there’s a kitten!  And Will Forte and Method Man, and Tiffany Haddish, who is one to watch, so WATCH OUT!!

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Keanu reeves it at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Stare Way To Heaven

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Paramount had organized a party for me [at Romanoff’s in Beverly Hills in 1957].  All of cinema was there, it was incredible. And then comes in Jayne Mansfield, the last one to come.  For me, that was when it got amazing.

She came right for my table.  She knew everyone was watching.  She sat down.  And now, she was barely… Listen.  Look at the picture.  Where are my eyes?  I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate.  In my face you can see the fear.  I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table.

Many, many times I am given this photo to autograph it.  And I never do.  I don’t want to have anything to do with that.  And also out of respect for Jayne Mansfield because she’s not with us anymore

Sophia Loren

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