Keep On Runnering

Blade Runner 2049
Blades of Stole (The Show)
Official Site | Trailer & Mo
R | 164 min

My memory is fuzzy, like radiated Las Vegas 2049 yellow-orange fuzzy, but I cannot recall a belated sequel to hit the mark so well as Denis Villeneuve‘s Blade Runner 2049 done does.  It takes the best aspects of Ridley Scott’s original – mood, neon, music – and leaves behind all the stuff that didn’t work – boringness, rain, more rain – and gives us something that both honors the original, and surpasses it altogether by taking the good bad future to a whole nother fucking level!!

Also, FINALLY, someone did something useful with and old dormant Harrison Ford character, and not only dusted him off, but perfectly polished him up (but you’ll have to wait til the third act to see him).  Same cannot be said when he returned as Indy and had the fridge nuked, or when Han Solo was forced admit his friend was some old turtle with buttholes for eyes!!!  Maybe instead of wishing for more Star Wars, we should have been wishing for more Blade Runner all this time!!!!!

and instead of going on and on, lets get to the point about what I loved…

Gosling.  he is so hot, and soooo cool

his holographic robot whatever houseslave woman is even HOTTTER than him.  and that scene where they do the thing in Her, but actually make it work – BOY O’BOY!!!!

my LORD, do I want to put my arms’s around Ana de Armas and her FCUKCING CRAZY/SEXY/AMAZING EYEBALLS!!

and she’s like a Cuban Tiffani-Amber ‘Senior’ Thiessen!!!

but enough about her… for now

and oh, I love that even if some of the companies promoted in the first movie are kaput (or mostly), they still live on in 2049!!

and that the love of The Neverending Story will never end!!!

and a zillion other things that were awesome too! 

but don’t worry, if you don’t love Jared Leto there isn’t that much Jared Leto in the movie 

also, wasn’t really a fan of Sylvia Hoeks’ hairdo in the flick.  She’s no Rachael!

also, your mom!

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Blade Runs quite well a theater near jews and white nationalists

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Heartbrokeners

Peace The Forks Out

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Tom Petty

Full Moon Fever was the soundtrack to my 1989.  I still lust after the ‘Free Fallin’ girl

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Monty Hall

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Monty didn’t get a raw deal [I foolishly always assumed that R.E.M. song was about him, but it was about Monty Clift!], as he was beloved by everyone.  Everyone loves choices and he gave everyone so many.  Sure, there could be a goat behind curtain #2, but sometimes a goat is better than nothing!  When I was a child, my mother adapted Let’s Make A Deal as a birthday party game in our basement for my friends.  Everyone loved to win, even if they got a goat… although my mom didn’t have any goats to give away.  Man, birthday parties in basements with games run by moms is so awesome.  Does that even happen anymore?  Anywho, Monty was the best!

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Morrie of Morrie’s Wigs

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Shock Puppet

Nien Nunb is not only not real, but he was a puppet!!!

He has a very likable look with those big, black eyes and big stuck-out ears – he kind of reminded me a little bit of Dopey from Snow White.’

                                                  – puppeteer Mike Quinn

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Official Site | Trailer & Mo
R | 121 min

Mother!?

More like…

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There is A LOT going on in this movie, and while most of it is biblical, and all of it is EPIC, the moral I got out of it is this – when inviting guests or visitors into your home ALWAYS check with your wife first before doing any inviting!!!!!!!  

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

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