Tearjerking You Off

Me Before You
Confined & So Fine
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PG-13 | 110 min

me before you

There once was this super-rich British guy named Will (Sam Claflin), who had everything – a hot girlfriend, a great job, and a thrill-seeking lifestyle.  Then BOOOM – one day he instantly became a quadriplegic and hated his new life cause it was not his old one  

No one could make this guy happy or juss try to get him to live to live – not his parents (fancy dancey pants-ters Janet McTeer and Charles Dance), their money (THEY OWN THE TOWN’S CASTLE!), his physical therapist (Steve Peacocke), or his last 6 caregivers  

So, guess what happens when cheery cheery goody goody gumdrops caretaker #7 – Louisa ‘Lou’ (Emilia Clarke, and her caterpillar eyebrows) enters the picture?  Well, after much guff and puff, she works her Mary Poppins magic on him and BOOM – he can’t imagine HIM before HER – and she can’t imagine HER before HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

But will it be enuff for him to want to live the life he permanently has??????????????????

Yes, there’s a lot of predictability going on here, in the movie based off of the book by Jojo Moyes (who also wrote the screenplay), and yes, the screen is practically tearjerking you off endlessly (and yes, I fell for it and cried), and yes, everything is kinda ridiculous (I can’t imagine the movie being as engaging if the guy didn’t have all the money in the world), BUT I don’t give a flying fcuk – cause this weepie is the kinda movie I expected and got – fears for tears – LET IT FLOW!!!!!!!  It’s like the opposite of 50 Shades of Gray – it’s like 50 Shades of Rainbows!!  Who wants to be tortured by a love story, when you can be hugged by one????

Oh, and the guy who played Neville Longbottom is in it, and he’s great!

Oh, and Jenna Coleman is in it too, and she’s literally the cutest flipping thing ever!!!  LOOK AT HER CUTE LIL NOSE!!!!  I CAN’T IMAGINE MY LIFE BEFORE HER!!!

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VerdictgoJeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Me can be seen by You at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Kicked The Puckett

Peace The Forks Out

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Mr Hockey

gordie howe american flag

gordie hjowe

the howes

howe whalwers

gordie howe still plays

gordie howe today

cameron howe ferris

&

Buddy Ryan

buddy ryan bears thumbs

buddy ryan goal post

buddy ryan eagles sideline

the ryans

buddy ryan sons

buddy and bill

&

Pat Summitt

pat and son

pat summitt court

pat summitt usa

summitt court

pat summitt cheerleader

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Anton Yelchin

yelchin ducks

anton yelchin

chekov

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Elephants from Ringling Bros

Pink Panther‘s Cato

founding member and namer of The Beastie Boys

keyboardist for Parliament/Funkadelic and Talking Heads

The Tony Kornheiser (Radio) Show

WILBUR!  AND SCROOGE McDUCK’s VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr ed

Prince Be of PM Dawn

Kimbo Slice

last of the War of the Worlds radio broadcast crew

Equus and Amadeus penner

co-wrote Full Metal Jacket screenplay

he made us say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one of THE last survivors of Vaudeville

Vera from ‘Alice’

Judy Jetson & Josie of the Pussycats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

judy jetson

the guy literally in ALF

Groundhog Day‘s b&b owner

Billy Bob from Varsity Blues

‘Romper Room’s’ Miss Mary Ann

Food Lion co-founder

Yasgur’s farm son

New Yorker tooner

original Met

‘Waltons’ actress

wrote for Jerry Lewis

she was in a league of her own

she beehived the world’s hair

beehive

he did little

she had a voice

she Dick Van Dyked

Momma and Miss Peach cartoonist

Lenore La Motta in Raging Bull

Troma’s biggest action star

former Megadeth drummer

Mr Black Angus Steakhouse

the 1st Mr Patty Duke

Johnny Depp’s mom

Jennifer Aniston’s mom

Chris Noth’s mom

Bill Cunningham

some guy in Planet of the Apes

some horse dude

some Jets punter

some SF ice cream dude

some Australian film dude

some bluegrass guy

some Italian actor

some Japanimator

some mountain guy

some German actor

some vintor

some owl

some Serbian and Yugoslav actor

some Iowa radio dude

mr Othello

othello inventor

Bethesda Community Store

Minnesota’s most famous eagle

not THAT Fred Savage

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the guy that gave us this

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The Nose That Won The Best

remember Good Humor’s bubblegum-ice cream hybrid… 

Bubble O’ Bill???

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bubble o bill sshirt

it still exists – in Australia and New Zealand!!

bub gyums

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bubblegum bill today

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mr and mrs bubble

 

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They Shot First

oldest photo 1

View from the Window at Le Gras is a heliographic image and the oldest surviving camera photograph. It was created by Nicéphore Niépce in 1826 or 1827 at Saint-Loup-de-Varennes, France, and shows parts of the buildings and surrounding countryside of his estate, Le Gras, as seen from a high window

oldest photo

Boulevard du Temple, a daguerreotype made by Louis Daguerre in 1838, is generally accepted as the earliest photograph to include people. It is a view of a busy street, but because the exposure time was at least ten minutes the moving traffic left no trace. Only the two men near the bottom left corner, one apparently having his boots polished by the other, stayed in one place long enough to be visible

Robert Cornelius, self-portrait; believed to be the earliest extant American portrait photo

Robert Cornelius, self-portrait – believed to be the earliest extant American portrait photo

Dorothy Catherine Draper

portrait of Dorothy Catherine Draper by her brother John William Draperthe earliest surviving photograph of a woman

oldestny pic

a daguerreotype, showing a country home next to what is believed to be the old Bloomingdale Road, the continuation of Broadway, in what is now the Upper West Side, New York City, in October 1848 or earlier.  it is currently the oldest known surviving photograph taken of New York City

color photo

first color photograph taken by James Clerk Maxwell and Thomas Sutton.  Best known for his development of electromagnetic theory, Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell dabbled in color theory throughout his life, eventually producing the first color photograph in 1861. Maxwell created the image of the tartan ribbon shown here by photographing it three times through red, blue, and yellow filters, then recombining the images into one color composite

 

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