Aaron Spelling’s wife got him a pinball machine made based on his life and work!!!!!!!
apparently only 2 or 3 of these exist
I gay for the bay!
no US city has views like this!!!!
always gotta hit up the touristy sites
I’ve got nothing but love and HAIGHT (that pun will never not be awesome) for this city
where the streets have names, and are curved, for everyone’s pleasure
did the Jewish slaves erect this one too?
the Coppolas own this sweet a$$ building
this Palace is a hotel!
lets try 8 mini beers!!
but will I pass the test????
or get knocked out?
or catch on fire?
but the drinks aren’t the only thing that be loaded
and who doesn’t want their salad tossed and dressed in front of their own eyes?
I went NUTS for mini donuts!!!
you can smell this, right? or at least my farts from it, right???
sorry if the puns feel old, and that I’m phoning it in
but things are on the rise, out there in the Napa Valley
where the wine flows like overpriced restaurants
and where the only storms are castle storming
and all the rooms have views
what, you think I was going to the SF area and do zero Zodiac zsleuthing???
didn’t find Z, but did go to Lake Berryessa, where those poor kids were stabbed 46 years ago
place was super creepy & quiet… I was actually a little bit frightened
but me & the Mrs survived, and rode another vacation off into the glorious sunset