Cups That Roll Solo

Gina Ekiss should win a Nobel LEAST Prize for creating the Solo / Sweetheart Cup Company ‘Jazz’ design

Gina Ekiss

jazz design

jazz shirts

jazz car

read the whole story of how the designer was found!

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but screw that design, cause there’s no better cups than these grease resistant fry picture cups!

also by Solo

(but who designed it???)

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which are ALMOS as amazing as them floral flowery weedy orange-brown-yellow wax paper cups from the 70s/80s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yep, that’s the best picture I could find, found thru a guy on reddit also looking for the same cup!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU’VE SEEN (a better picture of) THIS CUP, PLEASE NOTIFY YOUR NEAREST THIGHMASTER!

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Ritchie Poormanie

Mistress America
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-Wigging Out (Not In A Good way)
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
R | 84 min

and

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
The Mod Squandered
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 116 min

Noah Baumbach and Guy Ritchie have nothing in common, cept they both direct films, and both were born in September (one yearish a part).  Other than that, I happen to see both of their latest cinematic adventures within a week of each other.  But their movies DO have something in common – both were nice tries, but kinda more of the same, but basically near misses, that were kinda enjoyable.  Knowwhatttamean?

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The Man From U.N.C.L.E. is based off of a TV show that you’ve never seen (and neither of I), but it’s essentially a Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movie, set in the mod 60s.  It looks cool, zooms right along, but wasn’t much of anything.  But it did have an American playing a Russian, a Brit playing an American and a Swede playing a German!  What doesn’t make sense is how Ritchie used to make dumb fun movies, but with wit and bite.  U.N.C.L.E. had a look, but no wit or bite.  It didn’t have me crying U.N.C.L.E., but letz juss say I’m not camping out for a #2

Btw, I think I’d go gay for Henry Cavill.  I’ve been all in since I saw him on The Tudors, but now, more than EVER!!

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Noah Baumbach had previously done the impossible – he made the unwatchable Greta Gerwig watchable!!!  See Frances Ha… for more than juss laughs (HA!)!  A second helping of GG and Baumbach has gotta work the same mojo magic again, right?  You’d think, and while watching their Mistress America it kinda feels like it’s working, but in the end, it felt more like a misstepped Mistress!  Nothing felt natural – especially the acting – and none of the characters were all that likable, although I did like meeting Lola Kirke, who seems to be 1202102301320 times more talented than her sister, as seen on Girls.  I really tried and tried to like this movie.  I DID. I want Baumbach to be our new Woody Allen, spewing out New York stories that I want to dive into, but not so fast there buddy.  We’re edging back to reality – where Greta Gerwig is unwatchable.  Still, I’d camp out for what the two do next… as long as she’s watchable

Verdictgo: juss cause I kinda liked both movies, doesn’t mean they’re great movies, so… Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

The Mistress From U.N.C.L.E. are both playing at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

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Jerky Boys & Girls

me and the wife are walking around NYC again, taking pics and notes, and eating jerky

beef jerky

come join us, will ye?

The Project Manhattan

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Barely-n Monroe

Clifton Webb as a baby-sitter indulging with two women in scene from film "Sitting Pretty."

Clifton Webb as a baby-sitter indulging with two women in scene from film "Sitting Pretty."

Clifton Webb as a baby-sitter indulging with two women in scene from film "Sitting Pretty."

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unpuiblished LIFE magazine photos of a then-unknown actress Marilyn Monroe, 21, with Clifton Webb and Laurette Luez on the set of the 1948 comedy, Sitting Pretty

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Diana, In

for the annual Bloomington, Indiana trip, the crew tried something a little different – visit at a time when our ballz won’t freeze, and lemme tell you, it was MARVVVVELOUS!!!!!!!

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and empty!!! (I actually played ball there!)

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and scenic with a ‘K’, like skenik! (don’t tell anyone we were on the roof)

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and there were signs!

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in neon too!

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and cheap fried things!

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and learning!

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and 80s Star Wars – in German!!

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and dudes with snakes on their neck!!

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and MUST-staches!!!!

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and dudes juss as cool w/o staches!!!

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and bears with boobs that are hot, and off-putting at the same time

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and great times, and even greater food

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can you smell the farts?

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CAN YOU???

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you can’t do better than this America!

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yep, I filled them holes

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and yep, grease is the word, and grease poured out of my butt

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bacon anyone?

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and Long Island Iced Tea anyone?  warning – you should not drink this, unless you’re a college student and looking to black out in 10 minutes

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and yep, the Nats represent everywhere

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and Mark Cuban never forgets life before sharks and tanks and being a rich douche

the new Cuban Embassy

A photo posted by Thigh Master (@thighmaster) on

you’re #1, we’re all #1!!

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like what you see?

Thighclops #EyeWideOpen

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and so concludes #RanchFarts2015

previously…

2014 – The Union Forever

2013 – Thighwalker Ranch Farts

2012 – Unhidden Valley Ranch Farts

2011 – Ranch DuBois

2011 – #RanchFarts2011

2009 – Herman B. Wells That Ends Well

2008 – Ranch Sauce Farts Part 6 Meets Police Academy Part 6

2008 – Bloomingtales

2007 – Village (Pantry) Idiot

2006 – College of Arts & SciencesCollage of Farts & Appliances

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