Priyanka Doodle Dandy
09. Jan, 2017 
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and the glowingest Golden Globes of 2017 go to Priyanka Chopra‘s golden globes…
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previously golden…
Thighs Wide Music 2016
05. Jan, 2017 0 Comments
I bought more CDs this year than I probably have in an entire decade! it’s TRUE!!!! I WILL NOT LET PHYSICAL MEDIA DIE!!!
here’s what I listened to in 2016!! all certified thightastic!
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you know my theory – see your favorite musicians in concert before you or they die…
Live By Night!
David Gilmour @ Madison Square Garden
Pearl Jam @ Madison Square Garden
Flight of The Conchords @ The Heath at The McKittrick Hotel
Ellie Goulding @ Madison Square Garden
Guns N’ Roses @ MetLife Stadium
Paul McCartney @ MetLife Stadium
Pitbull @ the Prudential Center
Willie Nelson @ the Amphitheater at Coney Island Boardwalk
Jeff Lynne’s E.L.O. @ Radio City Music Hall
Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam @ Beacon Theatre
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here’s a bunch of misc music junk from TWS in 2016…
The The and They They
believe it or not, in my adolescents, I used to be even angrier about really dumb stuff
stuff auctioned off from The Estate of the late Syd Barrett, in 2006
Bantha 8-Tracks
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it sucks the most when musicians die, cause you can never relive their greatness visually like you can with actors. it’s true!
Goodnight Sweet
Prince & Princesses
Chaz Hands
04. Jan, 2017 0 Comments
La La Land
Gosmancing The Stone
Official Site | Trailer & Mo
PG-13 | 128 min
You can have your Manchester By The Snoozes, I’ll have what Damien Chazelle is serving in La La Land – life, love, and the pursuit of making movies magical and fun again!
I hope you saw Damien’s Whiplash. It’s like La La Land, but painful! Pain is good, and usually makes for a better movie (and in this case, that is true, and in the case of Manchester By The Sea, it’s false), but pleasure is also important, and La La Land is a delectable slice of pleasure!
There is no current screen pairing more pleasureful than the screen pairing of Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. They made Crazy, Stupid, Love, not so stupid, and rather lovely! They made for a welcome distraction in the distracting piece of garbage that was Gangster Squad. In La La Land, they make us go ga ga for even more Gostone/Stonling pairings. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – they need to never stop making Gosling-Stone movies. Never. They, being Hollywood, really should(n’t). Is there anyone out there that would disagree with such a statement? Is there anyone out there in general still reading this site? Gawd, are you there? It’s me, Margaret!
La La Land was a musical, but it didn’t really need all the jazz hands and songs and dances. I mean, they were nice and all, but they could make a silent movie where Gosling and Stone work in a poop factory and we’d still fall in love with them. Hmmm, I have a great idea for their next film – POOP FACTORY: A LOVE STORY!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers
La La already Landed at a theater near jews AND white nationalists
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
Rolling Solo
03. Jan, 2017 0 Comments
Peace The Forks Out
to
Debbie & Carrie
&
George Michael
+
Zsa Zsa
the man who gave the Beatles away
Heimlich MANeuverer
this Dollar rent a car logo??
Craig Sager
&
the guy who gave us the red Solo cup!
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
007
Andy Rooney
Animated Gifs
Back To The Future
beard
Bitched At Swirth
Blur
boobs
Borat
Breast In Show
Camel Toe
Camilla Belle
Clockwork Orange
Coney Island
Cuthbert
Dakota Fanning
Damon Albarn
David Lynch
Disney
fap
Flight of the Conchords
Gorillaz
Hitchcock
India Reynolds
James Bond
Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Jennifer Ellison
Kubrick
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Pinder
McDonalds
Mischa Barton
museum
mustache
Nintendo
Redskins
Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Stanley Kubrick
Subway
Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Terps
The Shining
The White Stripes
Twin Peaks
YTMND
