Somewhere Between 2001 and 2010, so 2005?
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PG-13 | 169 min
Christopher Nolan is back!!!! In my mind at least. Didn’t care for his last Batman, nor Inception, which in retrospect was a lame dream within a lame dream within a lame dream
Maybe I needed some space from Nolan, or maybe Nolan needed to go to space. AND HE DID!!! IN SPADES!!! WHATEVER ‘IN SPADES‘ MEANS!!! Sure, it’s no 2001: A Space Odyssey, but it definitely wishes it was. Don’t we all
it was actually like this – in pictures (spoilers-ish ahead!)…
Matthew McConaughey likes to drive his big car
IN LIKE SMALLVILLE OR SOMETHING!
And his daughter is Renesmee!
and like the Dust Bowl is happening or something
and books are acting ghostly
and everything we know is a lie
and the earth is dying and all we have left is corn
and NASA is like in the same building as the WOPR was
but the WOPR is now like some robot with no head but with crazy CRAZY crazy-assed legs
which kinda reminds me of the best logo ever – the 70s WB one
anywho, McConaughey is like the last Starfighter
so says Michael Caine
but there are like 3 other starfighters joining him, including a not TOO annoying Anne Hathaway
and then typical space and movie space stuff happens…
and then there’s some planetary visitations, to see if we could live there!
and then there’s madness
and space lights
and some like dumb hokey Contact sh!t
and then a whole lot of stuff I don’t understand what they were talkin bout Willis
and then Elysium/70s future or something
and then some Benjamin Button type stuff pushing the kinda right AND wrong buttons at the same time
Verdictgo: Breast In Show
Interstellar is spaceballin’ at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…