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10. Oct, 2014 
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poor Doug – a nice shlubby guy who didn’t even get laid the whole time he was married on TV
I bet Jamie N Otis ends up breaking is heart
#TwinPeaks2016wishes
06. Oct, 2014 1 Comment
Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY??? FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!
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here’s what the new series needs…
bring Coop back to the good side
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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace
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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!
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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story
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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson
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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly
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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement
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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything
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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing
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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)
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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover
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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!
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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner
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add the following actors to the cast – Ciarán Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, ‎Bae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel Brühl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith
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let Andy be Andy
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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito
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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne
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juss don’t fcuk it up
McBride & Prejudice
01. Oct, 2014 0 Comments
never 5get Jimmy McBride – Boston Cab Driver – MTV Gabber
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even mo spots on Donal Logue’s site
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Yapping Cabbie – Jimmy Mcbride Adds Gross To MTV’s Domestic Product
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Jimmy the Cabdriver should join Matthew McConaughey in his new car spots- dueling monologues- it's on.
— donal logue (@donallogue) September 10, 2014
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‘jimmy will live again!’ – Donal Logue
In of Sight
10. Sep, 2014 1 Comment
dude, the best show you didn’t watch was/is
Married At First Sight
where 3 couples met first the first time… at the altar, then honeymooned, then moved in together and lived for a month as husband and wife (sorry gay peoples), and then decided whether to stay married or get divorced
SOUNDS awful, but TV shows aren’t just sounds, they are visual toooo, and what we saw AND heard was/is the best TV show of 2014. 14realz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reality shows are dumb, and filled with vapid and insincere people who don’t deserve our attention. The 6 people on Married At First Sight were the opposite, and the show – more realistic than any of the other reality crap on TV – had us married to the reality of it all at first sight
kudos to the couples who survived, and even to the ones that didn’t. can’t wait for season 2!!!
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I bet Jamie N Otis ends up breaking is heart
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forget Jim & Pam and Simon & Simon
cause it’s all about Courtney and Jason!!!!
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especially since he moonlights as a wrestler
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and she a burlesque dancer
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and Vaughn??
daylights as a guy from Yo Gabba Gabba??
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
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