An Un-American Tale:
Faisal Goes Wurst
06. May, 2010 
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we knew Shahzad looked familiar
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yesterday our Thighs turned 6. today we begins our march for 6 more, or maybe even 666 more. who knows? the Shadow does. so does the Lord.  the Lord once said ‘the time has come to set aside childish things‘, but sometimes the Lord can be wrong, like when she picked Nevermind The Sandra Bullocks for Best Actress, when she shoulda been picked for most likely to be in some romantic comedy that we’d rather drink diarrhea in a NJ Turnpike tollboth than go and see it. or was it the Shadow’s fault? anywhoobuttstank, we will never set aside childish things, hispecially our ghettoloriousnessness kelsey grammar, but we vowed to make Thighs Wide Shut more aesthetically pleasing, and in turn, less yellow and less all around eyesore-y for you our dear readers and JO textperts. so, here we are, love it or love it, this be the new and improved Thighs, with easier to search and navigate stuff and things, but still with all the same poorly written movie reviews and gigantic boobs from the UK trimmings you’ve cum to eggspect. but before we leap forward, let’s look backwards on last year’s crap and shazta
Pieter Dirkx’ filming locations
‘Silent E’ on the Electric Company
NHL playas/entertainers switched @ birth thingies
Kill The Old Man From The Legend of Zelda
Mike Tyson vs Little Mac, round 2
Disney, the forefathers of recycling
Amber Heard’s NSFW Informers scenes
‘He’s Behind You, He’s Got Swine Flu’
Philo T Farnsworth Every Second
current pictures of the Washington Coliseum, site of the Beatles’ very first American concert
The 1954 Milan Indians, aka the real Hoosiers
Choose Your Own Adventure Books That Never Quite Made It
Mama Cass sings her love for Hardee’s
1970s Era Ads Targeting African American Consumers
Jake Lloyd: Ten Years After Star Wars Ep One
Not The Cosbys XXX [NSFW]
Unusual Paintings of Obama Naked w/Unicorns
ä, ë, ï, ö, ü & sömëtïmës ÿ
white girls doing impressions of Bill Cosby
Time magazine mock-ups in movies
Sweet Sweetback’s Baadasssss Liberty
Astronaut, painting by Scott Listfield
a marching band marches to the beat of the Numa Numa guy
Man Creates Pan Am Jet Cabin in Garage
boo to faux Cliff Engle sweaters
Stories Behind 10 Famous Food Logos
Neil Diamond covers Adam Sandler’s ‘The Chanukah Song’
Pan Am’s Helvetica dreamtime
Nytol plus you equals Zzzzzzzzs
Morley Safer takes a look back at Andy Rooney’s career
perv-iously
In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up
we’d like to thank the tireless efforts and effarts of Gallop Pole Dancer, for installing all the new whells and bistles, and doing our bidding, and allowing us to feed him pastrami. you sir have been officially knighted as a knight of the table of our round stomachs of the Kingdom of Thighland. it’s only the 2732th highest honor, so don’t be that honor rolled
Thighs Wide Shirts!!
007
1970s
1980s
Andy Rooney
Animated Gifs
Back To The Future
beard
Bitched At Swirth
Blur
boobs
Borat
Breast In Show
Camilla Belle
Clockwork Orange
Coney Island
Cuthbert
Dakota Fanning
Damon Albarn
Disney
fap
Flight of the Conchords
Gorillaz
Hitchcock
India Reynolds
James Bond
Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Jennifer Ellison
Kubrick
Lindsay Lohan
Lucy Pinder
McDonalds
museum
mustache
Nintendo
Redskins
Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous
Stanley Kubrick
Star Wars
Subway
Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges
Terps
The Shining
The White Stripes
Twin Peaks
YTMND
