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Ecto Cooler Than You

not even the can hater hates Laura Harring’s cans, especially after seeing her breast ever NSFW work in Mulholland Drive [video|images]

the heat is on Brett Ratner who may direct Beverly Hills Cop 4, which is about Axel Foley going undercover in the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth Lab

…although it has a shot at being a bit more watchable than Ouija Board: THE MOVIE

Indiana Jones inspiration was a Nazi?

Wladimir Klitschko vs Borat

Uwe Boll’s in the hot seat, but won’t be directing a Tetris movie

killer time killer: watch Twin Peaks at yer desk for free

Dan Steinberg is just like the rest of us, he also has trouble spelling ‘Laveraneus’

somewhere out there Samuel L Bronkowitz is creaming in his jeans peeping these hot pics of Shay Laren and Ashlynn Brooke in a shower [NSFW]

former PMOY Karen McDougal fan art [Spencer For Hires Root Beer]

oops, he crapped his pants

…maybe he ate one too many Edible Anuseses [SFW via News of the Weird]

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ecto-jazzum [NSFW via ffix1975]

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Ten Things I Sphinx I Sphinx I Sphinx Without A Sphinxtor


1) I sphinx King Tut is totally more bangable than your mummy, despite having a butta face

2) I sphinx the Pats are damn good, but also damn lucky. Lucky in a sense that the rest of the NFL teams, besides the Colts and the Cowboys, are beyond awful. They’re going to lose at least one game this year, and it’s gonna be at the hands of one of their lesser divisional foes. I know that sounds more chris than luda, but I totally have an itch about the their next game after the bye in Buffalo. Lee Evans and Marshawn Lynch cannot be stopped right now

3) I sphinx that the rookie season of Heroes, which we juss finished watching on DVD, may be one of the mos solidesistest 23-episodeded debuts of a show mt EVERest. How about for a 12-episodeded beginner? Dexter. 8 eps? Twin Peaks. 6? The (UK) Office

4) I sphinx that if I were homeless, I’d totally scrape together $10 for the round-trip fare from Poo Authority to the Ghettolands on any given Sunday. Why? Think of all the leftover tailgating foods and beverages that go to waste once the game starts: ribs, burgers, dogs, donuts, chips, beer, you name it, and it’s all free! Had I known how much of a poopfest the Skins-Jets game was going to be, I may have juss stayed in the parking lot and eaten like a king… Peter King that is! Dude is more mammoth than many a woolly!

5) I sphinx Ben & Jerry can do no better than their Cinnamon Buns flavor. Caramel Ice Cream with Cinnamon Bun Dough & a Caramel Streusel Swirl aint no wet dream, it’s actually a frozen one!


6) I sphinx Fox Searchlight’s Juno could end being being juss as overrated as their Oscar bait of last year, Little Miss Poopshoot. Doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t see it, hispecially fo free

7) I sphinx the UK’s Retro Gamer mag is the coolest read since Ramona Quimby, Age 8

8) I sphinx über-adorable Jayma Mays needs some mo love in Hollywood. She’s been on our radar since the ‘005, when she replaced Lohag as our redhead of choice (although the one down in the pic below is now top of the pops)

9) I sphinx the are two things one should not go a day without looking at: NSFW boobs and mustaches of the 19th century

10) I sphinx Halloween has replaced St Patty’s day as the bestest drinking holiday. Costumes + beer = bestumes!!!


Previously on my Sphinxtor:

Ten Things I Think I Think I Think Without A ThinkPad

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Hollywood Tokyo Endings

as long as there have been video games, there have been movie spin-offs into crappy video games. Although not the first, Atari’s E.T. could be the wurst. So effin bad that millions of its unsold cartridges lie in some New Mexico landfill. But were not here today to talk about Drew Barrymore’s adolescent coke buddy or whatever became of the company that in Japanese is loosely translated to ‘prepare to be attacked‘. Wees here to celebrate the awfulnessnesnessss of all the movies that were shamefully turned into Nintendo 8-bit NES cartridges. And spanks to YouTube and the dedication of some very angry gamers (some of their commentaries border on geniusnessness, and maybe even Canada), we’re puttin on display how sum of these shitastic games end. Some of them are so coughful that E.T. may be able to finally rust in (reese’s) peaces

A Nightmare On Elm Street

Addams Family

Aladdin

Back to The Future

Batman

Batman Returns

Beetlejuice

Blues Brothers

Dick Tracy

Die Hard

Friday The 13th

Ghostbusters

Goonies II

Gremlins 2

Home Alone

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

Indian Jones and The Temple of Doom

Jaws

Karate Kid

Little Mermaid

Predator

Rambo

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Robocop

Top Gun

Willow

&
for the ending
I bet more people saw on NES
than in theaters…

Hudson Hawk

here are sum udder YouTubenessies
for movies that became NES games
but we couldn’t find the endings fo…

Alien3
Bill and Teds Excellent Video Game
Conan
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Days of Thunder
Hunt for Red October
Jurassic Park
Last Action Hero
Last Starfighter
Lethal Weapon
Mad Max
Platoon
Rocketeer
Terminator
Total Recall
The Untouchables
Wayne’s World
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

these I couldn’t find any love fo

Cliffhanger
Cool World
Darkman

&

here be sum games
that were on the sched
to be made
but were cancelled

Hellraiser
Police Academy
Rocky

& video hactually exists for this one…
Star Trek V

and although not hailin from movies
these games almost made it
into the houses of tens of hundreds!

Married With Children
New Kids On The Block
Vanilla Ice

&
Twin Peaks!?@!?#!@

Now you’re playing with power!!

and now you should look at our
Thighs Wide NES Hall of Fame
which one of the above games actually got inducted to!

+ don’t fo’get
u can play most of the games online HERE!

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