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if there’s one thing I miss above all else – it’s being in an early 80s arcade
if there’s one thing I miss above all else – it’s being in an early 80s arcade



so proud to have grown up in a home that had a computer that also co-starred in both D.A.R.Y.L. and Big!!!!!!!!!!!


but wait…
all from
(for no particular reason) a brief chronology of 70s bleeps & colors & patterns & fun & games & lames…
Atari releases Touch Me, a screen-less arcade game where you have to remember sound patterns and push buttons to prove you remembered the sound patters. Gamers say BLEEP THIS, and no one ends up touching it all that much


Steven Spielberg, John Williams & François Truffaut communicate with aliens thru the use of 5 tones. these ‘wild signals’ obviously do the job cause the aliens remove Richard Dreyfuss from earth 9ever!!
Ralph H Baer encounters Atari’s Touch Me at a trade show in 1976 and thought ‘Nice gameplay. Terrible execution. Visually boring. Miserable, rasping sounds.’ Then he thought up Simon and Milton Bradley got all bleepin’ rich and stuff. So they basically ripped off Atari AND the sweet sounds of John Williams!!
The launch of Simon was hactually held at Studio 54(!!!), where a four-foot model of the game hung suspended over the dance floor!!!! Would probably donate our penis to science if someone could find pictures of a bunch of coked-up nekkid people dancing underneath a giant Simon at Studio 54!!!

Atari releases ‘a little product called Touch Me, which was a hand-held version of Milton Bradley’s Simon, which was Milton Bradley’s version of Atari’s coin-op Touch Me.’ - Dennis Koble
Obviously no one really touched this product either, and so Atari’s Electronics Games division scrapped their plans for handheld versions of Space Invaders and Breakout. Atari waited 11 years before releasing their next handheld system - 1989′s Lynx!!

Simon‘s popularity brings on a rash of imitators. One of them was Tiger Electronics’ Copy Cat, although it was probably more like Copy Crap!!

the one we played with as a child, was the Simon-esque Merlin by Parker Bros

remember kids, Parker Bros before hos!

another year, another spot of fun










oh, and the non-arcade game stuff was nice and stuff!

and A Ross Kakoji remains our hero amongst men of a certain age
