Tag Archives: The Oscars

88th Keyed

the 88th Oscars waz a doozy, and a floozy.  here’s what truly won and lost…


Tracy Morgan IS The Danish Girl (who isn’t)

Tom Hardy’s wife – Charlotte Riley’s chest

hardy wife

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hardy riley

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the calm and coolness that is Mark Ruffalo and his wink

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the return of Ali G  

and how wife Isla Fisher snuck in the costume

how they let the ‘Sound Editing’ and ‘Sound Mixing’ categories explain themselves with… sound!!!

Jacob Tremblay has arrived!! (with his parents)

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Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs‘ sexy-smart glasses

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Girl Scout cookies!
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Ashley Graham – is BREAST dressed of the night!

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any chance of Clueless being celebrated at future Academy Awards.  poor Stacey Dash

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Mad Max‘s costume designer and Oscar winner, Jenny Beavan, can’t dress herself, and no one claps for her

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Sofía Vergara renaming Son of Saul – Son of Saauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul

white people, Asian people, Hispanic people, Indian people, Native American people.  they all matter, cause every person matters!

this can all be solved by letting Kumail Nanjiani (and white person Kate McKinnon) host next year!

Zodiac – it was also about journalism too (better than Spotlight), and it’s the best movie of the 21st century, and it still has zero Oscar wins or even nominations

Mark Rylance‘s hair AND his dumb hat


rylance dumb hat

all the people who died and got zero love for dying – Abe VigodaDick Van Patten / Anne Meara Patrick Macnee / Jason Voorhees’ mom Stand By Me‘s Milo Pressman / Ron Moody (was nominated for an Oscar for fcuks sake) / the guy who played Leaterface / Louis Jourdan / Taylor Negron / Amanda Peterson / Mary Ellen Trainor / Uggie / Mr Deltoid 


(see our ‘In Memoriam’ area for love) 


better suck next year



the greatest collection of random late 80s actors ever!!!


The 61st Annual Academy Awards Rehearsals for the ‘Break-Out Super Stars of Tomorrow’ Musical Number on March 20, 1989 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California.  photos by Ron Galella

top row – Patrick Dempsey, Carrie Hamilton, Chad Lowe, Corey Parker and Tracy Nelson

center Row –  Blair Underwood, Joely Fisher, Holly Robinson, Ricki Lake, Patrick O’Neal and Melora Hardin

front row – Keith Coogan, Savion Glover and Tricia Leigh Fisher

Oscar’s strange showstopper


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