So there’s this Yann Martel book that I used to see people reading, and judging a book by its cover, I had zero idea of what it was about, besides maybe being about a cartoon tiger in a boat. GUESS WHAT?????? That’s what Life of Pi is about!!! But instead of a cartoon tiger, he’s an awesome CGI tiger and his name is Richard Parker! Why is he named that? Who cares! He’s a tiger, IN A BOAT!!!!! Why is he in a boat? Cause the guy named Pi (Suraj Sharma in flasbacks, and the always delightful Irrfan Khan as the adult version)’s dad had a zoo, but then he couldn’t afford the zoo, so he said forget about the zoo, and him and his family were all about going to Canada via a ship, but sh!t got fcuked up and Pi ended up in a small boat with the tiger!!!!
Ang Lee‘s movie is like Lifeboat meets Castaway meets The Perfect Storm meets Into The Wild meets Tony The Tiger meets Slumdog Millionaire meets any other movie about oceans, survival, tigers or Indian people. Yep, it’s basically Gandhi meets Titanic meets Two Brothers. Yep. And while the movie tries to be all profound and stuff, it doesn’t really succeed, but man, that fcuking tiger, in that fcuking boat was so cool. Oh, and Rafe Spall is in this movie, and his job is to basically listen to a story and make dumb faces, and that’s eggzactly what he does
Verdictgo: Jeepers Worth A Peepers
Pi r squares at a theater near jews
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…