Thighs Wide Shut

Thrice again, inspired by the the world’s greatestist newspaper’s THE LIST and sorta by the Bruno skit where one has to choose between giving Liza Minelli a benign or malignant tumor, I ice man giveth to you, what will be hottier and nottier than my shits in the ‘008

we’re about to take off for a few days
of ham munchin
and Redskins playoff dreaming
but in the meantime
we want to leave you with this NSFW gift:

sum mo Downes comforters (all NSFW snatchurally)…

Nuts‘ B(r)e(a)st of Katie Downes

Maxim UK has playing by herself and with friends

snaps from her calendar shoot

the breast to you and yours!
until next weak kiddies!!

things…

2) Skins, still alive by the hairs of their chinny chin chins. In Todd Collins we trust drink Tom Collinses. Norman Chad still beerlarious

3) more lawsuits = even more free Borat movie publicity

4) juss cause these NSFW beauties aint of Tiger Woods’ trophy wife doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have your pants around your ankles right now

5) juss dem good ol’ boys toys

[Catalog Finds]

7) Mathieu Amalric will make a flawsome Bond villian, and regardless of how thumcredible Christian Bale is, he won’t be able to bail out the Terminator franchise

8) want Galaga quilt, need Gallagher to quit

9) sure, blame finals week!

10) happy 33rd burstday to you Megan Martha White and yer slip sloppy jaloppy poppies!! although we’re sad to report that in these uncertain days & lays we’re more hot to trot for your NSFW fake sex taper than you

[Wizard/Spakula Da Foola]

1) I think the British will never care for American football, especially when we sent them the mos boringistest game imaginable. I’m sure that scary-arsed Jason Taylor robot didn’t help our cause much either. I hope the Brits get revenge on our shores by forcing their potato crisps on us, which are far superior than our junk. Anywho, GOD SAVE STAN GELBAUGH!

2) I think the baseball season ended or something, but I didn’t even realize it ever started. Oh well, there’s always next season, which starts next week when pitchers and catchers report to spring training

3) I think the Redskins got raped by the Pats cause they were looking ahead to next week’s game vs the Jets. To hell with trap games, eh? Good thing they didn’t listen to Admiral Ackbar

4) I think this is the worstest set of fooball photochops mt EVERest

5) I think Brad Childress should dress up like Ragnar the Viking for every home game. I mean, he already has the perfect stache for it. And if that doesn’t rally his busted-arsed troops, I think he should go the Mike Tice route and rock a pencil in the ear

6) I think Ben Utecht should have his own treaty like the city of Utrecht

7) I think Sage Rosenfels should rename his two kids Rosemary and Thyme

8) I think when Quinn Gray retires, he should start a Manfred Mann cover group with Quinn Early called The Mighty Quinns

9) I think no two gifts say Righteous Kwanzaa quite like a SD Chargers Whales Vagina tee and Keeley Hazell’s 2008 Calendar, Topless Versh [NSFW, duhvs]

10) and I think Tony Zendejas’ Mexican Restaurant has surpassed Bill & Ted as the most excellent thang to hail from San Dimas

the title of this post is a homage/fromage
to Peter King’s weekly poofest