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When Life Hands You A Chet Lemon, Play RBI Baseball

26. May, 2010 0 Comments

An RBI Wedding

picture of a groom and his boyz playing RBI BaseballÂ 10 minutes before his wedding
[via Gantry’s RBI Baseball Page]

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Nintendo, RBI Baseball

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And The NES Is History

19. May, 2010 3 Comments

Nintendo Power Issue 1 – 1988 July/August was our bible

Birdo can lick our balls!!!!

fact: we’ve been burned more by the blue candle
than we have by women

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, (select,) start changed our life and probably yours

who doesn’t love the ‘Screw Attack’?

RBI B-BALL IS MORE LORD THAN TRACI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goonies II was vastlyÂ underrated, even at # 13

what heaven once looked like

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Contra, Goonies II, Kid Icarus, Magazine, Metroid, Nintendo, RBI Baseball, Super Mario, Zelda

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Thighs Wide Movies 2007

21. Jan, 2008 0 Comments

we saw 120+ flicks this past year
how’d you do?

The Top Ten
That May Even Be Butter
Than
Tengen’s RBI Baseball

none of these flicks were on the bubble, boy

1) Zodiac
2) In The Shadow of The Moon
3) There Will Be Blood
4) No Country For Old Men
5) Away From Her
6) The Diving Bell & The Butterfly
7) Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
8) This Is England
9) Persepolis
10) Before The Devil Knows Your Dead

Honor Blackmanable Mentions
musta been an honor to bang this whitewoman
Billy The Kid, Breach, Broken English, Control, Death At A Funeral, I’m Not There, Into The Wild, La Vie En Rose, Lake Of Fire, The Lives of Others, No End In Sight, The Mist, Sunshine & Sweeney Todd

4rdndth Anal
Thighs Wide
Movie Awards

The Samuel L Jackson
Never Met A Script
He Didn’t Like
Guy of The Year

they even named an aiport after him

That Guy
aka Denis O’Hare
who appeared in 6 movies

Worstest Line of Dialog
That Also Happens To Be The Title of The Film

perfect name for a mos cheesy character

‘If the girl’s only hope is you, I pray for her,
cause she’s gone, baby, gone.‘
– Cheese

Rawkinest Cameo Since
Huey Lewis in
Back To The Future

dont need no credit card a ridin this train!

Keef Richards in Pirates 3
& the least rawkinest?
Jack White in Dewey Cox

Pure Javier Bordems

floorgasm

The Assassination of Jesse James
by the Coward Robert Ford
Dans Paris
Silk

Mos Welcomenist Return
since the 2nd Ave Deli

dont u dare stick a banana in his tail pipe!

Det. Sgt. John Taggart

Post Her
Post Me
Post Haste!

not sponsored by post cereal

& the wurstest one
besides War

Trailers Worth Tractoring

he married liz traylor

Atonement
Elizabeth: The Golden Age
The Namesake
The Simpsons Movie
Unconscious
& not The Kingdom
which seemed to have 38573 diff versions
and still no one wanted to see it

Songs That Execute Butter
Than Norman Mailer’s Bong

RIP tubes in peace my friend!

‘Bratitude’ [d]
‘Hurdy Gurdy Man’ [d]
‘Pop Goes My Heart’ [d]
& anything off of the Into The Wild or Once sdtrks

Bestest Movies We Netflixed

Catch
That Needs To Be
Released

someone wake us up when her career is over

Jennifer Garner
and that stoopid gasp face she makes

Facial Hair That Needs
To Face The Music
In A Movie Starring
Oliver from The OC
and That Dude
Who Looks Like Mandy Moore
In That Movie He Was In
With Mandy Moore

id still rather bang him than daughter angelina

Jon Voight in September Dawn

Replacing Those Fandango
Brown Paper Bags
As The Mos Painful
of All
Pre-Movie Infotainment

it hasnt been the same since they got rid of the fandango guy

3 Doors Down’s
‘Citizen/Soldier’
National Guard propaganda video

Porn To Be Wild

we woulda used Sperms of Endearment, but couldnt find a big pic of the box

Snatch and Release
Catch & Release
Breaking and Entering
Breaking and Entering
Poonanny For Beginners
Puccini for Beginners
I Think I F$cked My Wife
I Think I Love My Wife
Mr Magorium’s Wonder Sploogetorium
Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium
The F#ck-It List
The Bucket List
Twatatouille
Ratatouille
Hot Rod
Hot Rod
Jizzy Carter Man With Stains
Jimmy Carter Man From Plains
Pairofsloppytits
Persepolis
My Kid Could Bang That
My Kid Could Paint That

Fenella Woolgar
Bestest Names Award

what a daeg it will be when he gets old

Daeg Faerch
Saoirse Ronan
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Wallace Wolodarsky
Zane Pais
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
muMs da Schemer
& Benedict Cumberbatch
(for the 2nd yr in a row)

The Gus van Sant
Most Pretentious
Mos Overhyped
Fox Searchlight Movie
For No Reason

diablo overdoes the quirky on her qwerty

Juno

Welcome To The House, Dolls

Haley Bennett
we wrote baby tears in our own jizz

Alexandra Maria Lara
we woulda included her years ago, but being in a hitler movie isnt very hot

Laura Vandervoort
a supergirl in a not so superworld

Jayne Wisener
we wisenered up to her real quickly!

Carice van Houten
just click on the link above to see her tits already!

Wei Tang
we're wei-ting for our chance to bang her

Alice Taglioni
we totally want to tag her lioni

Danielle Harris
a scream and cream dream!

Ciara Hughes
this hughes sister can be our brotha anytime

every Diving Bell and The Butterfly lady
you can ring our bell or our butterfly

The Death to Smoochy Award
for Worstest Picture of the Year

the dreck pirate williams

August Rush
Epic Movie
License to Wed
Revolver
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace

Movies To Look For In The ‘008

these are almost better than leonard parts 1-6

Beta Dog
28 Days Slater
Gone BabyDaddy Gone
Yes City-State For Young Women
Twice
Blings We Lost In The Fire
Codename: The Gleaners and I
Bratzz
The Number 2
North By Northwestern Promises
7 Fast, 7 Furious

lookin for a second opinion?
mumsy and dadsy Thigh Master weigh in!

Movies Mumsy Enjoyed

FIVE STARS

La Vie En Rose
The Kite Runner

FOUR STARS

Away From Her
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly
Great Debaters
I’m Not There
In Shadow Of The Moon
Savages

THREE STARS

Atonement
Avenue Montaigne
Before The Devil
Death At A Funeral
December Boys
Eagle VS Shark
Into The Wild
Juno
Margot At The Wedding
Namesake
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
No Country For Old Men

TWO STARS

Bucket List
The Orphanage

WORST FILM OF THE YEAR

August Rush

Papa’s Picks

TOP TEN

La Vie En Rose
In The Shadow of The Moon
Eastern Promises
No Country For Old Men
The Savages
The Kite Runner
Away From Her
Talk To Me
I’m Not There
3:10 To Yuma

RUNNER-UPS

Into The Wild
The Namesake
This Is England
Amazing Grace
Avenue Montaigne
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
Breach
The Bucket List
The Great debaters
Once

BEST COMEDIES

Juno
Superbad
Eagle vs. Shark
Death At A Funeral
Ratatouille
Knocked up
No Reservations

GOOD MOVIES PAPSY DIDN’T LIKE

Sweeney Todd (great cinematography)
Diving Bell and The Butterfly
There will be blood (best actor)

MOVIES THE THIGH MASTER
WOULDN’T LET POP
PUT ON THE LIST
BUT HE LIKED

Wild Hogs
August Rush
Blades of Glory
Fred Claus

don’t forget to peep out our ’06, ’05, ’04, ’03, and ’02 awards!!

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Preachy Keen

02. Aug, 2007 0 Comments

The Ten
Unlike Spinal Tap’s Amps, This One Doesn’t Go To Eleven
Trailers & Mo

What if I told you that there’s a film starring Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Bobby Cannavale, Paul Rudd, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, Rob Corddry, Winona Ryder, Liev Schreiber, Oliver Platt, Ron Silver, Justin Theroux, the entire cast of The State (sans Michael Patrick Jann), and it’s written and directed by the dude that gave us Wet Hot American Summer (yeah, I know he was in The State, so shut the front door!)? With a power line-up like that (maybe 2nd best to the NL All-Star team on RBI Baseball), you’d say how could this not be the comedy feast of the year? I was spraying the same thing to myself, going into a screening of The Ten, a set of sorta-intertwining sketches about the ten commandments, like Kieslowski’s Dekalog, cept their ‘version is much shorter and (mostly) does not take place in Polish apartment building.’ That line was taken from the press notes bit entitled Ten Things You Need To Know About The Ten, which sadly, is almost funnier than the entire movie. Not to say that The Ten doesn’t have it’s moments (Wynona Rider! Stealing! A ventriloquist’s dummy! AND having sex with it!), but all around, it’s just not as funny as it could have been. Where Paris, Je T’Aime [TWS review]’s vignettes had an even hits to misses ratio, The Ten could only wish it could break even. Maybe Gawd shoulda added an 11th commandment: thou shall not waste a golden opportunity to make one fargin beerlarious movie. Amen and awomen!