Paul Simon, either 1 or 2 years old, pictured here in 1943 [Vulture]

Paul Simon and Carrie Fisher, London, May 2, 1978

Peace The Forks Out

to

Chuck Berry

+

co-founder of the greatest restaurant ever

(that isn’t Popeyes, Keens or Houstons)

Jimmy Breslin

a sister Sledge

he built a bridge to Madison County

Lou Duva

a Knick

Knick announcer

he blobbed

Scarface‘s mother

liver liver

producer who worked with Marvin Gaye

WTC sphere man

he was your everything

he worked an Italian Job

a Topps topper

Southern U coach

Soviet hockey star

some record producer

some runner

some French footier

some Fox-y writer

some Caribbean poet

some harmonicaer

some flute guy

tetracycline-er

&

Robert Osborne

Art Garfunkel
Carnegie Hall
October 3rd

work of Art, all the thyme

A video posted by Thigh Master (@thighmaster) on Oct 3, 2015 at 6:01pm PDT

Dude, Simon and Garfunkel are ALIVE and WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE THEY BOTH LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!  BLESS THIS TIME!!!! And while they may be taking a break from being old friends with one another, they are still worth seeing on their own (although I literally pray day in and day out that they reunite, and if they do, I would literally and figuratively pay whatever to see them play together again… even though I’ve already seen them together twice, which was the best everrrrrrrrrrrrr, and probably already told you all these things already a bazillion times already).  Anywho, for Simon & Garfunkel, Paul wrote all the songs, and Art sang them all beautifully, sometimes more so than Paul, so seeing Art solo is essential.  I did it before, I did it the other night, and I’d do it again.  ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  But where for Art thou Paul????

Setlist – April Come She Will / The Boxer / A Heart in New York / All I Know / Perfect Moment / Scarborough Fair / The Side of a Hill / A Poem on the Underground Wall 

Second Set – Devoted to You (The Everly Brothers) / Smile (Charlie Chaplin) / Homeward Bound / Real Emotional Girl (Randy Newman) / For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her / Bright Eyes (Mike Batt) / The Sound of Silence / Kathy’s Song / Let It Be Me (The Everly Brothers) / Bridge Over Troubled Water 

Encore – Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep 

Paul Simon & Sting
Madison Square Garden
March 6th

I love me some Paul Simon.  Sting, not so much.  I love the Police, and a smattering of Gordon Sumner’s solo work (I used to be obsessed with the song and video for ‘All This Time’), but most of his stuff is too stuffy, and slow, and boring.  Saw Stingster reunite with the Policemen in 2007, and wasn’t exactly blown away.  Then briefly again, when he joined Stevie Wonder for two songs at the 25th Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Anniversary Concert.  That performance fared better in my mind, cause it wasn’t all about him, and cause Stevie Wonder if the f$%king greatestestest.  And Sting fared even betterer when he teamed up with Paul Simon for this special tour, and tried his best to be Simon’s Garfunkel and sometime Garfunkel’s Simon, although I still don’t get why Simon won’t juss reteam with Garfunkel and blow everyone’s ears and minds.  Sting should stick to doing Police covers, and Simon covers.  His take on ‘America’ > ‘Fields of Gold’ or any of that other ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzsnooozefest stuff

Setlist – Brand New Day / Boy in the Bubble / Fields of Gold / Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic / Englishman in New York / I Hung My Head / Driven to Tears / Walking on the Moon / Mother and Child Reunion / Fragile / America / Message in a Bottle / The Hounds of Winter / They Dance Alone / Roxanne / Desert Rose / The Boxer 

Encore – Bridge Over Troubled Water / Every Breath You Take / Late in the Evening 

Encore 2 – When Will I Be Loved? (The Everly Brothers cover)