Archangeldevil
22. Feb, 2012 
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Michael
Feely-Touchy
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Not Rated | 96 min
Looking for a surefire way to get rid of someone you’re dating?  Take them to see Markus Schleinzer‘s darkly quiet and mesmerizing directorial debut Michael, about a kidnapping pedophile (Michael Fuith), who outside of being an immoral and horrible a$$hole of a human being, is juss an average Austrian working drone like you and we, who at home treats his little locked-up in the basement victim (David Rauchenberger) with 34% respect (they share meals! cleaning duties! Xmas gifts!), when he’s not being 66% disrespectful to him (!!!)
Now this doesn’t mean that Michael is filled with nothing but kiddie bum touching and other things no one wants to watch in a movie (or in real life for that matter), cause it’s not (most of that kinda stuff happens off screen), or one of these flicks that forces us to sympathize with someone who doesn’t deserve to live, cause it doesn’t, or one that gives us hope that the little kid’s got better days ahead, cause it doesn’t, sorta.  So what is it about this movie that makes it watchable???  Can’t really put a finger on it [GROSS], but it’s kinda touching??? [GROSS]
moral of the story – the flick is kinda sorta based on the case of Natascha Kampusch, but you don’t need real-life boogeymen to inspire tales of humanity’s dark side, but we do need movies like this to remind us that these boogeymen hactually do exist AND are human beings, doing inhumane things, and the song will always remains the song – THEY ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLES (who are so fascinating cause they is horribles)!!!
Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers/Creepers
Michael is currently playing in limited release
oh, and this movie should not be confused with this movie
and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…
