Bad Grandpa
Prank You Very Much
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R | 92 min

Love me some Jackass movies.  Never want them to stop, ever (even if the bestest Jackasser of them all is dunn and gone).  If I can’t have a full on Jackass flick, I guess any Jeff Tremaine–Johnny Knoxville–Spike Jonze Jackassy joint is better than no puffing at all.  Well, that trio is back with Bad Grandpa, centered around the (not exactly my favorite) Knoxville as 86-year-old Irving Zisman character.  They loosely string together a bunch of pranks into a barely narrative road movie, complete with an rascally adorable grandson named Billy (for your Best Supporting Actor consideration – no joke - Jackson Nicoll).  Some of these pranks don’t eggzactly work, but others do, and well, and some REALLY DO, and VERY WELLLLLLL!!!

Bad Grandpa is no Jackass.  It’s definitely no Borat / Brüno.  It’s not even as bad-mannered as Bad Santa.  And that’s fine by me, cause Bad Grandpa is Bad Grandpa, and what that is – is a fcuking good time at the theater, although this rather un-cinematic film don’t necessarily need to be seen on the big screen – unless you enjoy the company of (nearly) endless uncomfortable laughter

Wait, do you want details from the movie?  The less known, the better, cause who wants to be in on the prank ahead of time?  Prank you very much

Verdictgo: Jeepers Mos Def Worth A Peepers

Grandpa is mad GOOD today at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Peace The Forks Out

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Ryan Matthew

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1977 – 2011

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Clemonsade

That Lib Madder

The Coaster

Peter Graves’ smoking brother

& that central comedic Norm Macdonald show – BOO!

Jackass 3D
3Deez Nutz!!!
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About 5 minutes into the 3rd Jackass we started to doubt if this kinda tomfoolery was still a laughing matter.  Had Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Chris Pontius, Ehren McGhehey, Preston Lacy, Dave England and Jason ‘Wee Man’ Acuña‘s five minutes of pain become passé and irrelevant in a YouTube world?  Then we saw a dude get hit in the balls (not Hans Moleman, nor George C Scott), and fall down (327636 times over), IN 3-D, and then we forgot that stoopid notion faster than we forgot about any movie directed by Jason Reitman!!!!!!!  And from that point on, the sh#t eating grin on our face from watching bros get sh$t upon never left or let up until the very last frame of awesomeness

Girls have Sex & The City, and fellas have Jackass, and lettuce juss say that this is juss one of the many great reasons that being born with XY chromosomes is the key to eternal happiness.  If you only see two 3-D movies in your life make it this one and Step Up 3-D, snatchurally! Everything else is bunk, and everything else doesn’t have punches to the face displayed in dazzlingly shot slow-motion replays.  Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you guys, again and again, for putting your life and testicles on the line for our entertainment.  Please never EVER stop, at least until you lose your testicles

When We Were Princes: before there were Jackass vids there were Big Brother vids.  The skateboarding mag started releasing them back in 1996, and by the time Number 2 dropped two years later, with Knoxville subjecting his body to a world of terror, a revolution of devolution was born, and spankfully hasn’t quit since

Verdictgo: Breast In Show

Jackass kicks major a$$ today at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Jackass: Number Two

School of Hard Knoxville: Repeating Freshman Year
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The eggspectations are riding high with this second dose of dumbed-downed bestness, and the boys sure do not disappoint. What they don’t really do is bring anything bigger or better to the table than what we’ve already had shoved down our eyeholes in version 1.0. The only advancement the fellas throw up on the screen are the amount of guest stars (Three 6 Mafia, Dolphins DE Jason Taylor, Luke Wilson, etc) they could round up. And all that really does is reinforce how cool they are. Thought we already knew that. I’m sure the budget was a wee (man) bit bigger, but it seems they spent it all on their lil show stoppin numba at the end. I mean, at this point, we the people eggspect feet being sawed off or at least a trip to space for Steve-0 so he can beat off with moon rocks, but all we are served is juss more of the same. Maybe I’m a lil too desensitized to shocking things cause I used to work at a Japanese animated porn factory, but c’mon boys, try to at least wow us beyond belief. Now, I’m not complaining folks, cause I think they should release a Jackass movie every year, but I always eggspect the breast, every time I sit in a theater, even if it’s Step Up that I’m taking in, and Number 2 is not the breast. Anywho, u all will love it and should go see it NOW. Juss beware of the sketch involving a horse and its love juice. It sent a father and his son packing from the screening. And what was me personal flavorite bit? The ‘Switcheroo’ involving the Margera parental units

Unsatisfied with this?: DVR like the wind Spike TV‘s mos brills import MXC

Apt MPupil3: ‘Johnny Weir, Are You Queer’ by Josie Cotton vs Ultranow [d via the NSFW Ultranow]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers