Me Fail English?That’s Unpossible!
16. Jun, 2004 
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– Breast news since eating bacon and watching Kevin Bacon movies help you lose weight: french fries finally considered a fresh vegetable! I hope they next pass a law making Popeyes Fried Chicken our national bird!
– Congrats are in order for the most un-fantabulous union since Alanis Morissette & Dave Coulier: Alanis Morissette & Van Wilder.
– Speaking of Harry Potter’s wood, check out what happens when you replace the word ‘wand’ with ‘wang’ in the first Harry Potter book. And I hear if you start Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets and Weird Al’s Poodle Hat at the same eggzact time, they be in sync just like the Zard of Oz and Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon! [Link via My Man Marvkus]
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– Yesterday, Uncle Grambsy posted a pic of Rasputin’s penis in a jar, and cause it caused a bigger uprising than the Warsaw Ghetto, he was forced to remove it. Well, since this site doesn’t give a crap about anything (besides crap), I’m posting the pic in yer honor Grambs! Fight the f-in power. And post script… congrats on yer f-in Dee-t-riot Piston Hondas. Go eat a dick Karl Malone.
– Breast mug shot since James Brown’s?
– Who wears 70s glasses, a super-shady mustache, and has more ironic t-shirts than me? This guy! What’s got two thumbs and loves BJs? [me using my thumbs to point at myself] This guy! [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
– They say that Virginia is for lovers. I say it’s for losers. And some say for pedophiles. [Link via Wanamaker]
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– Peyote + Toyota = an on-line ad no-no. Here are the edited versions of said ads. [Link 1nce again from Zach de la Roachclip]
– Paris & Nicole, Round 2, Tonight @ 8pm AND 9pm (EST). Lettuce get this part-tay started!!!
– And finally, three words I enjoy; Duff, movie, free. And here’s three words Fletch enjoys; Marvin, Velma, and Provo. (and whilst we at it: Sugar Mr. Poon? No, never, never.)
