Thighs Wide Shut

8-year old Conchords fan Verity Armitage is a Mel in training wheels [Secret Conchords show packs tiny store]

two words we don’t want to hear ever again
writer’s strike
luckily we won’t have to, for now
E! breaks down what the dealio be with all the shows

Señor Spielbergo has only room in his heart for one Olympics. So why don’t you go ahead and watch the bestest movie of 2005, AGAIN

Señor Wences

The Col-Pop, an All-in-One Chicken Nugget and Soda Cup [Cuzin Dano]

Pet Peek, so your dog can sorta look like an astronaut, without leaving the yard!

boobies, you can drive my car [purty much NSFW]

who knew that we were so world renouned and readjectived?!

what the ufck is Seychelles?

GO TWERPS!

anyone else watch both the Grammys and the BAFTAs last night? didn’t think so, unless o course you’re related to Cuba Gooding Jr

meat our latest heart/throb, Tabitha Gilley. She’s a dental hygiene major at Chattanooga State Technical Community College by day and a bÃœber-hottie wing waitress by night. ‘bitha also be juss one of 13 lucky gals of the Hooters sisterhood featured in the February edition of Playboy [NSFW]. we’re totes gonna be keeping TABs on her!

further reading: Chattanooga Times Free Press tells all

futher beating… off: 25 images of Tabs Gills (sadly mostly clothedly) + Meagan Good in a Hooters outfit (also sadly mostly clothedly)

Andy Rooney’s Super Bowl trip

Wii can’t wait for Mario Kart

Conchords full album due in April, let it reign!

gaylicious Gossip boys pose in gay mag

Ringo’s wife is so bangin [NSFW]

possible photos from a Matthew McConaughey naked bongo THC-enhanced evening [NSFW]

orange fight festival in the Italian city of Ivrea

What The World Eats

bento boxes that everyone would munch on

Han Job

frozen Grand Central [Cruisespanko]

iCarta iPod Stereo Dock and Bath Tissue Holder [Raykwan the Chef]

no relation

RainbowPuke.com via b3ta

&

Forks Out
to

Roy
Richard
Scheider

1932 – 2008

TV was good to us this past year and in turn we masturbated a lot. Actually we didn’t, but we probably logged the mos amt of hours in front of the tube of boob since the weigh days when Saved By The Bell played after school 4 times in a row. As for the writer’s strike, we actually believed it helped to make better TV. Why may you flask? Cause mos shows run out of steam half way thru a 20+ ep run and the abbreviated seasons forced tighter storylines and mo juicy entertainments. Less is always more, unless wees talkin about our crush… er, um, CRUSH!

So besides the year-round bestness that be PTI, Ebert & Roeper and CBS Sunday Morning here are our top 13 picks that didn’t suck our vaginas (peas note we didn’t watch Mad Men and to this day, haven’t seen one episode of The Wire… but we plan on changing that)

2. The Office – ‘Gift baskets are… the essence of class and fanciness‘

3. Flight of the Conchords – if you haven’t rapped along to ‘Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenocerous‘ you truly haven’t lived

4. Lost – we once were bored, but now we’re beard!

5. Kid Nation – kids say the darndest things, and do em as well, and even better than the boring adults that oversaturate the reality genre. don’t know if a second dose of this will be good, but kids doing stuff is second best to monkeys doing stuff

6. Californication – all glorious NSFW breastesiesezes aside, this show was udderly refreshing and NOT Tell Me You Put Me To Sleep

7. Gossip Girl – in 12 short episodes, GG has already replaced The OC as the only true heir to 90210. Chuck Bass kicks glass, as so do these weekly Intel reviews. + who wouldn’t want to toss Blair Waldorf’s salad?

9. Journeyman – we’re still waiting for the ep where Lucius Vorenus travels back to 40ish BC

10. Aliens In America – we picked it to finish last in its class, but this comedy is first class

11. The Tudors – nothing is more gay than Jonathan Rhys Meyers, yet nothing is hotter than watching him bang chicks

12. Dance Revolution – the aim of this Saturday morning show was to get kids off the couch. it didn’t work, for them (it was canceled), but it did for us

13. The (White) Rapper Show – two words: hallelujah hollaback

want a second opinion?
well Thigh Sister and hubby Brickhouse
watch much more crappy TV than thous
and here’s their round-up for the square-down

Favorite Adrenaline Rush
Amazing Race
Dexter
Ultimate Fighter

Favorite Reality Dating Shows
Beauty and the Geek
I Love New York
Pick-Up Artist
Rock of Love with Brett Michaels
Shot of Love with Tila Tequila

Favorite Competitive Reality Shows
America’s Most Smartest Model
America’s Psychic Challenge
Big Brother
Design Star
Project Runway
Top Chef
The (White) Rapper Show

Favorite T&A Shows
The Hills
Keeping up with the Kardashians
Real Housewives of Orange County
Sunset Tan

Favorite Control Freaks
Flipping Out
Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency
Work Out

look out for our anal and annual
breastestestnessness in movies
in the weeks to come!
xo xo

2) I don’t lynx Mizzou will beat Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship, but if they do, then what could stop them from winning it all? I sure hope they do, and I’m sure alums Brad Pitt and my mother do as well

3) I lynx big bidness should suffer instead of us consumers. Two big F-Us go out to Blu-Ray/HD-DVD and the NFL Network/Cable companies

4) If a Chinese restaurant doesn’t serve sesame chicken, I lynx they shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves a Chinese restaurant

5) I lynx Showtime’s Californication [NSFW] may be the real reason why boobs were invented

7) It may not be best collection of Damon Albarn b-sides goings, but I lynx the Gorillaz new D-Sides disc is still better than no sides at all. Plus the disc with all the remixes is tres fab

8) I lynx this is the biggest no-brainer of the year: Flight of the Conchords were named the 2007 Wellingtonians of the Year

9) I lynx it’s every human’s duty to make the pilgrimage to Graceland, at least once in their lifetime

10) I lynx all the hot ladies on my Kwanzaa list are gonna get some Aqua Dots this year

Ten Things I Col Klink I Col Klink I Col Klink Without My Klinky Boots

Ten Things I Sphinx I Sphinx I Sphinx Without A Sphinxtor

Ten Things I Think I Think I Think Without A ThinkPad

Young Frankenstein
They’ve Created A Monster… Hit
Website & Tickets

What knockers.

Abby Normal.

Froaderick?

There, wolf. There, castle.

Frau Blücher [horses whinny].

‘UTTIN’ ON THE ‘IIIIITZ.

Outta all of Mel Brooks’ films, these lines of dialog from his classic Young Frankenstein have gots to rank near the top of any list as his mos memorable and hilarious. And after the critical and commercial phenomenon that was the 2001 stage musical of his The Producers, it’s the biggest no-brainer (pun intended) going that Young Frankenstein be the next Brooks ditty to hit up the Great White Way. While we didn’t catch The Producers on stage, we can only imagine how s’wonderful it was, based on how much fun we had watching Young Frankenstein come alive with song and dance right before our very own eyes.

There may not be a big name up on the marquee like Nathan Lane or Matthew Broderick, but the cast they assembled for YF had no problem filling in the giant shoes left by their cinema counterparts. Roger Bart, who was a part of the original Producers cast and probably best known as Bree’s murderous pharmacist on Desperate Housewhores, udderly shines as Dr Fronkensteen. Hopefully this starring role will be the launching pad for more juicy roles to come for him beyond the stage (at least beyond Hostel II). He’s joined by the priceless Andrea Martin (SCTV superstar and crazy Greek Wedding aunt), the beautiful Sutton Foster (that chick subjected to the Conchords’ ‘If You’re Into It’ seranade) and the mos delicious Christopher Fitzgerald, who as the eye-poppin Igor effortlessly carries the entire show on his humped-back. Megan Mullaly, Shuler Hensley and Fred Applegate round out the cast, but their roles don’t shine as bright as the aforementioned foursome. Tickets for this will be hard to come by, but if you can do it, it’s totally worth a roll in ze hay. During the final bows, there’s a joke about Blazing Saddles becoming the next musical, but for everyone’s sake, I hope they aint kidding. Pass the beans

Imagine That: supposedly Hugh Jackman, Tom Cavanagh and Jimmy Fallon were all considered for the role that Gene Wilder made famous, before they went with Bart, who was then slated to play Igor. Also, Kristin Chenoweth was penciled in as a player, before she stepped out for Pushing Daisies

YF opens Thursday, November 8th at the Hilton Theatre in NYC