Tag Archives: Barret Oliver

Does Compute

so proud to have grown up in a home that had a computer that also co-starred in both D.A.R.Y.L. and Big!!!!!!!!!!!

but wait…

Flatliners had a NeXT NeXTcube!???!!  they might have been the only ones!!!

 

THE LAMBDA RAP INVOLVED A TANDY!?!??!?!

 

THE MEMOTECH MTX 512 CREATED KELLY LEBROCK??!?!?!????!

 

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Starring The Computer – Computers In Movies & Television

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The Bastion of Bastian

is this bearded guy…

what child actor Barret Oliver looks like today????

according to anonymous, it is!!! [indirectly via D&D]

who cares if it is or is not, but we needed an eggscuse to post this pic!!!

we hope this story is NEVERENDING!!!!

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Yours, Mine & Ours & Everyone We’ve Blown


[via Moody BOOS]

• Wees all know that ‘Lisha Cuthelespurt loves the hockey puck, but to hockey fcuk? Finally, a bona fide reason to care about the NHL again, and tonsil hockey too!!! [via JJ]

• Stroker Ace & The Archdukes? No mouth-watering here. Not even any hunger [d-lode] for (this) stink

• Brett Ratner, I apologize for everything I’ve ever said about you and that friggin photobooth of yers

• Any Bob Hoskins news is good news

• And for all the Roberts and Thigh Masters out there who’ve been McDyin to McClutchin their McCrotchs: Martine McCutcheon, lesbian sex scenes, The English Harem. Too bad there aint no such thang as ITV1America

• ‘Pova tops Russia’s rich list for athletes. So who the scrooge is #2, Nikolai Volkoff?

• Frynally, a blizogger who aint afraid to put albums you’ve actually heard of in their top ten of the year! I HEART YOU THE MOS JASONSHOPPE!!! + yer unearthing of that Spike Jonezes/GAP ad make me wanna dry hump u even more… although the link has been floatin ’round on many a websites, I still wanna be your dog, dawg!!!

• Ricky Martin describes the last porno he watched + other golden info [via Larry Mullins JrSr]

• Tommy Lee Jones’ finally found some part-time work for his ‘inventive’ college roomie

• Buckner and Garcia, a middle class man’s Loggins & Messina

• 10 bones well saved


• I’m the anti-Sally Field… You dislike me, you really dislike me

• CC the IV SUCKS!!!

• A white guy and some people formerly known as ‘Orientals’

• Metamorph Faces

• 2006 is already shaping up to be the best 2006 MT EVEREST!!!!

• The power is in your hands [via Witz]

• I’m pulling for “Boom Goes the Dynamite”

• Poland’s greatest contribution to the world since being the butt of many Blanche Knott jokes: this Neverending Story websizzle (and u better hit every link, cause how else u gonna find a pic of director Wolfgang Petersen semi molesting Barret Oliver?)


• Guided by voices, namely Mr T’s, Burt Reynolds’, and Dennis Hopper’s

• Mint yer own Monopoly money! SO EFFIN MINT!! [via K2P]

• Solving the Rubik’s Cube [via Gorillam]

• For some reason I think I’ve posted this before, or is it juss the same wet dream I keep having every night? [via The Meat Clip/Roach Hook]

• ualuealuealeuale

• I tolds ya, no one had more fun at my 10-year reunion than I, the mos populous kid EVER

• And which love goes the deepest (aka, to 11)… myne, for the girl with the Tom Cruise brows, or Camilla’s chair fetish, or John Holmes’es’es, who was so mad deep, he could stick his unit so far thru the Ozone hole that it coulda reached Uranus!! No contest, cause my dong could reach the milky way and draw a map of Hawaii on her chest even if I was in Alpha Centauri playing Atari!! YOU SO FLY BABY THAT I GONNA TAKE ONE PICTURE OF YOU AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE TWO OF YOUS!!!!! I AM REASON PHOTOSHOP INVENT!!!


Goin’ Postal Script – I’m headed back to the Coat Factory, VT this Sunday for another week of syrup hotness. Anyone know of a goo sports bar where a brotha could watch that hot Skins/Cards game at 4? If so, the Al’s is on me!

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Alba Cause of You

finally, something that i can really get behind

– Why are women so hot and men so hairy and discussing? Lets not answer that question, but instead be jizzmerized by these mos s’wonderful snaps of Jessica Alba. Nuff to make my mouth spray, ‘Cuthbert who?’ [via Double V-Money]

– Peace the fork out to you H. David Dalquist. Some say he was the greatest inventor since Edison. I mean, can you imagine what life was like before the Bundt cake pan?

U2 and Coldplay to be the Coachella co-headliners? Those rumors are so May 3rd, 2004. Either way, don’t count on Modest Mouse being there. But feel free to catch em on tour or when they appear on tomorrow’s ep of The O.C..

– Even though this animated gif and live video for ‘Mouse House, Moose Hoose’ both kinda freak me out, The Fiery Furnaces are still the mostestest. [via Catchy-D]

2005’s SXSW Festival should be a hoot. On board musically be The Raveonettes, Billy Idol, Sleater-Kinney, Son Volt, and plenty of other goodies. On the film side of tangs, Luke & Owen’s bro Andrew drops his directing debut, The Wendell Baker Story, while Todd Solondz’ shitbag of a movie, Palinbroke (reviewed here by me), gets a screening + discussion with E Dub’s Owen Gleiberman.

– The deadline for applications to become a member of Jeopardy!‘s illustrious Clue Crew be January 14th! I’m pullin for ya Paige.

– Is the Village Voice‘s newly minted site sponsored by Centrum or something?

i wish his career was neverending

– I juss figured out my mission in life: resurrecting Bastian/D.A.R.Y.L/Barret Oliver‘s long dormant acting career.

The International Federation of Competitive Eating [via Brawnymanstein]

– What is sure to be the movie that everyone will be talkin bout in the ’05? My money is on The Untitled Kurt Russell/Dakota Fanning Project.

– Remember when Wes Anderson made outstanding and outsitting movies? Well, you can relive the magic when Rushmore plays at Midnight this Fri & Sat @ the Sunshine.

– Dying to know what Tucker Carlson would look like if he was part buzzard? Click away.

– Here are two books that are sure to make yer shimmy go shimmy shimmy ya: Mr. Skin’s Skincyclopedia: The A to Z Guide to Finding Your Favorite Actresses Naked AND The Adventures of Q*Bert.

CosmicLockSmith.com [via Z del Roachclip]

Subway’s Jared Ate my Balls!

– And tis been too long since we’ve had one, so eye gives to you, the first BITCHED @ SWIRTH of ’05: David ‘Laser Pointer Sister‘ Banach and Darrell ‘I’ve overstayed my SNL welcome’ Hammond…

and laser-brain also sorta looks like wolf blitzer too

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