Crosby, Stills & Nash
Beacon Theater
November 6th

Who needs Young or to be young when Crosby, Stills & Nash can still kicks it like mad without Neil, as a creaky bone thugs in harmonizing trio of old fogeys.  It’s true!!!  And David, Stephen & Graham totally kicksed it, like crizzzzazzzy (their ‘Ruby Tuesday’ cover was particularly phenomzies!)!!!  Stills barely kept still, Nash didn’t wear shoes and did his hand gesture while singing thing, and David Crosby flazzumed like Bill Cosby, while keeping plenty still, barely moving from his rug (each guy had their own rug!), but why should the Cros bother moving when he is a walrus, and he is THE walrus, coo-coo-ca-choooo!!  Seriously, he has one of the most bestest and iconic mustaches in the history of mustaches.  Wonder if he and Mike Holmgren hang out and wax poetic about waxing mustaches?

Peace The Forks Out

to

Andrew Aitken
‘Andy’ Rooney

‘Rules‘

1919 – 2011

we hate it when you died.  goodbye ole friend.  you may be gone, but you & your eyebrows & words will 9ever be with us

In Time
Watch Stop
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 109 min

It doesn’t take much time into Andrew Niccol‘s In Time to tell that it is gonna be a one giiiiiiiiant waste of time.  Crying farking shame, cause this coulda been a better Logan’s Run (beautiful youth, with impending expiration dates), but instead it’s more like a stinkier and more boringing Matrix II & III (super well dressed peoples stuck in a bunch of super super super lame & cheesy sci-fi situations).  URGH!!!  How did the guy who gave us the grand Gattaca deliver us such a steaming piece of crappica?  HOW?!??!?!

Here’s how – think of every pun and cliché that could be derived using the word ‘time’ and any other unit of time measurement and that’s the entire script for In Time.  There’s not enough TIME to explain how stupid this movie is.  But we do have just a few SECONDS to tell you that Cillian Murphy should probably take a TIME out from playing brooding baddies, and that TIME may be running out on Vincent Kartheiser playing weasley dudes that are eggzactly like the weasly dude he is on Mad Men, and that Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried might be nice to look at, but not so much to listen to, since they both seem to have graduated from a two MINUTE acting school.  Let’s CALL IT A DAY and juss say that the only thing that STROKED OUR COCK CLOCK in the whole sha-bang-whimper was Seyfried’s ginger bob, duhvsz

Well Worth Our Time:

Bella Heathcote

+

Sasha Pivovarova

Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

In Time will soon be out of time and theaters near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

Salvador Dalí is be Bruce Wayne????????????????????

via Vintage Scarlett Rose

on this day in really bad premature ejaculation newspaper printing history…

Dewey Defeats Truman!!!!!!!