Gracie Gold is an American dream come true

she’s like a cuter, younger Jennie Garth

with teef to die for AND FIVE!!!

man do we wish we were her arms!!!

and man do we wish she was grabbing OUR pole!!

and frolicking in our white stuff!!

go US-AND-A!  AND GG!!

grace under fire

grace under pressure

lickity splitz!!!

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and before anyone starts searching for it…

here’s Gracie Gold + camel toe

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it’s like 2006 all over again!!!

+

Tonya Hardon’s Ice Fapadesæ

Peace The Forks Out

to

Temple of the Smile

  

 

thank you Shirley, for giving all of us kids and kids at heart their own cocktail

+

Schell-shocked

stop-motion magic maker

Feaster

kiver + kourfer = Kiner

Bull true

he could have been Zed in Pulp Fiction

some Hollywood guy

nice buns

Jimmy of BH

gym-nast

straight up Gaye

Mondale’s bizatch

Andy’s Warhola brother

another year, another bout of Ranch Farts

you know the drill – eat, drink, eat, fart, repeat…

state your case

more like ‘Whitest State Ever’

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since we’re all old and billionaires, we stepped up our game
and stayed at the Union

where the views are to die for
but not to diet for

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the carpets scream redrum

and the eating made for red-bums

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oh ranch sauce 

men want to be you
and women want you inside of them

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and oh divine swine

how you make us sin, even though we brought a rabbi with us

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speaking of
the Rabbi thinks I should do
a gallery show of our ranch sauce pics

fart art?

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the owner of BuffaLouies is my hero

 

literally, a larger than life
personality – with the wings
to back it up

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he’s like the second greatest man behind Neon Jesus 

Bobby Knight’s in white ranch sauce

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 want to know what lonely is?

this pencil shapener, sitting at the bottom of a stairwell, probably barely used or ever noticed

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each trip back to Bloomington brings back old memories but sometimes provides new ones

like these amazing headshots of ‘talent’ from the 80s that played Bear’s Place

ah, M&Mc – the dynamic duo to end all dynamic duos

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I’d choose this guy’s
‘stache in a pinch!

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more like jester.  off with his head!

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who, me???

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uh, um, uh?

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Banks, so money!!!

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Weird Yal Ankovic?

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me?

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yes, me – DJ Tanner of the Mike & Jonah & Terry Milk Show! it’s like 1997/98 all over again!! big ups to BFinx for the tour!!

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I’m a slow starter / fast farter

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but I won a super amazing hat (not pictured) from this crane-game thing

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can’t wait for #RanchFarts2015!!!!
the year we juggle!!!

dog smoking, January 19, 1923

The Monuments Men
Monumental Lameness 
Official Website | Trailers & Mo
PG-13 | 118 min

George Clooney! Matt Damon! Bill Murray! Cate Blanchett! John Goodman! Jean Dujardin! Hugh Bonneville! Bob Balaban!  All in one movie!!  Fighting the (real) good fight, to save plundered precious art from the Nazis, for generations to come!!!  Sounds like this movie can’t miss!!!!  Sadly, The Monuments Men is a total misfire.  The mission is important, and the movie tries to relay that thought, but it comes off as completely corny, udderly uninteresting, and as static and still as an actual monument.  It’s like Oceans 11 meet Saving Private Ryan minus everything.  I’d rather watch paint dry than watch them save these paintings.  I kinda wish the real people in reals lifes didn’t save these painting so this movie didn’t have to exist.  And honestly, that about all there needs to be said about this lame-fest. Good night, and good suck

Verdictgo: Slit Your Eyes Out Repoopulous

Men not at works, tomorrow at a theater near jews

and until next thyme the balcony is clothed…