has anyone ever seen Danielle ‘Topanga’ Fishel and Thundarr’s pal Ookla the Mok in the same place, at the same time??????????

Topanga The Mok!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah

wait, they making a Bates Motel TV show with Bud Cort, Lori Petty and Jason Bateman???? 

oh wait, they already did and it was totes bad idea jeans, and beyond totes bad reality jeans too!!!

but wait, they’re doing a Bates Motel TV show again?  yeah, but the premise isn’t stoopid or involve Bud Cort or Lori Petty (no disrespect).  it’s about young fidgety Norman Bates and his domineering hot mother moving to a new town and owning a… MOTEL!!!!!!!!!!

wait, isn’t that what Psycho IV with Henry Thomas is was????

kinda, but that movie was made for cable and co-starred female Bill Cosby, so you know it mostly kinda sucks

look, we love Psycho.  it’s in a five-way tie for 2nd greatest film ever (along with Kane, Clockwork, Zodiac and Trainspotting… It’s A Wonderful Life is #1).  we’ve seen all 4 Psycho movies (#2 is actually pretty good!).  we even stayed awake during that dreck where Tony Hopkins was Batman’s Penguin cause it sorta had something to do with Psycho.  we ever read a book about Janet Leigh’s shower body double.  we’d even read a book about the actual shower, if one was written

Psycho is much bigger than one movie or even 4 of them and a failed TV show and a zillion other things.  Psycho‘s a boogeyman we never want to let go of.  we keep going back to the Bates home and that motel and try to figure out why?  and how?  Why Norman?  and how did you get this way?  and why?  and how???

well, we’ve seen the pilot episode of A&E’s new series – Bates Motel, and we never want to check out.  yep, this show gets it (right).  and it’s not cheesy, and there’s no Bud Cort or female Bill Cosby.  maybe the best thing to happen to the franchise was for Anthony Perkins to pass away.  Old Norman Bates has no legs.  But young Norman Bates????  Yes, that’s what we want to see.  Doing stuff with and to his mom, in that house, with that motel at the bottom of it.  But wait, doesn’t this TV show take place in modern times??????  EEEEEEKKK, it does.  But guess what – we quickly got over it, so, so can you, so!  why?  cause this show’s killer and we hope it remains so.  plus Freddie Highmore as young Bates is like Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers = throw away your childish old movie garbage ideas about him and strap on some adult stuff that’s edgy and awesome!!!!!  Oh, and Vera Farmiga as Mama Bates is perfect, cause her eyes have always creeped us out, and now she’s playing a creepy mother of the creepiest character of (PERHAPS) all time

dude, book a room, NOW

+ this girl has mad potential hotness.  hopefully she bones Norman with that thing still in her nose!!

they briefly turned Roosevelt Island, New York into Berlin, Germany for that TV show about interesting people or something!!!!!!!!!!!

Roos Isle does totally sorta look like fake Berlin, but we’ve always felt that it looks like the 70s vision of the future, in a totes Clockwork Orange-y-ish-like-esque kinda way or something

Picnic at Hanging Rock is crazed!!!!!

but like in a slow Australian 1900 kinda way

anywho

 it deserves gifs

although the movie isn’t THIS crazed

but it kinda is THAT crazed

I mean Zamfir panfluted the sh!t out of it

speaking of rocks…

Peace The Forks Out

to

Mostly Rocked

+

(not a rock, but he rocked)

‘How’m I Doing Did?‘

Peace The Forks Out

to

Bain Capital

he was in a Frenzy

doggy window shopper

he took his last breath-alyzer

Reddit-It Boy

youngest Schindler listee

the dude who’s PR firm that was home to my first ever post-college job

Ralph the Doorman’s door is CLOSED

HCJr

the only guy who wrote about Chevy vans, and not as an ad

lip service shut

a non fiscal Cliff

&

Stormy