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Tom Hanks in Big [trailer]


Sean Penn & Samantha Morton in
Woody Allen’s Sweet and Lowdown [trailer]


Mariah Carey’s ‘Fantasy’ video
[Pop Up Video or regular]

what do the above three thangs, in addition to Fatal Attraction, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Music and Lyrics, and some Russel Crowe movie yet to be released, all have in common? They filmed at historic Rye Playland, located in Westchester County, NY

It’s been a long thyme dream of ours to see where Josh Baskin reclaimed his smallness with the help of Zoltar the Magnificent, and the dream kept on growing larger with Playland popping up again and again in these other forms of filmed entertainments. The dream finally became a reality when we hit up the park yesterday. It’s a kid friendly place with pretty lame rides (the log flume was scarier than the famed Dragon Coaster, and that’s juss plain sad), but overall twas a nice place to waste a few hours outside of hot and bothered NYC. Sadly, there was no Zoltar to be found on the boardwalk, but there was a Ms Zoltar fortune telling machine tucked away in an arcade, right next to two air hockey tables. We asked her to make us big, and when we woke up this morning, nothing had changed (yes, our shlongs are still tiny). Damn gypsy ho! Guess we’ll now re-focus our attentions on our real cinematic dream: visit where they filmed A Clockwork Orange

bonus: ye olde post cards from Playland and other NY locales

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Mr. Do! & Mrs. Don't!

don’t bother chasing Olafur Eliasson’s waterfalls. we’ve seen more impressive waterworks in Vegas and after watching Terms of Endearment. this giant waste of money makes us long for The Gates, and for some reason, it really makes us have to pee. maybe dearest Andy was right

Dalí & Buñuel. Dalí & Hitchcock. Dalí & Disney. Dalí & himself. the only collaboration that’s missing is Dalí: Painting and Film @ MoMA and your eyes, so juss do it

do not do coke while watching the frenetic and beyond fantastic doc Cocaine Cowboys. can’t bee leave we missed this one upon its release, hispecially with that hot arsed Jan Hammer soundtrack, but we won’t make the same mistake twice when the follow-up drops on DVD next month

do trip yer balls off w/o the use of mushrooms, but by looking at them. peep © MURAKAMI @ the Brooklyn Museum

do not bother reading the calories posted on Nathan’s menu in Coney Island, cause nothing should stop a human from going to town on a box o’ bacon-cheese fries. can you smell our farts from there?

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Blast-Phlegmy

hey Chaos Theory trailer, the raping and pillaging of the Raising Arizona yodelrific theme song is punishable by death by stereo [YTMND]


that theme song from the Raising Arizona soundtrack
actually has a name: ‘Way Out There‘ [d]

in an interview, composer Carter Burwell
like Clarissa, explains it all…

I believe it was Joel [Coen] who said he’d been listening to yodeling while he was cutting the film. The actual melody there is an old cowboy tune called ‘Way Out There’. We found it on a Pete Seeger recording, and he credits it to the Sons of the Pioneers, and they credit it as ‘traditional’, meaning we don’t really know who first yodeled that melody.

Of course in New York it took a little time to find a yodeler, not to mention the right yodeler. But I suppose the other important thing about the piece was the decision to keep it as simple as it is. There really is no instrumentation beyond the yodeler (sometimes whistling or humming) and banjo. In other parts of the score we have guitar, percussion and synths, but it was important that the score was generally very intimate – all the rough edges show.

bonus Zona yoddeling tack: ‘Return To The Nursery‘ [d]

many spanks to Time Wendenkos for pointing this travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham out to us

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The Sounds of Sy Sperling

when it comes to new music, Thighland is a bit behind on the lamest and greatest (plus all our time is eaten up by movies and JOing to Ed Westwick), but thanks to a poo recent releases by sum of our more flavorite artists, our silence hath been broken!!

Flight of the Conchords
Flight of the Conchords
[buy @ Amazon]

It may be a bit early to proclaim the Conchords full length debut the album of the year, with new LPs from t.A.T.u., Ace of Base and Dexys Midnight Runners yet to drop, but we’re willing to stick to that claim as we’re sure to be rocking this disc well into the NFL season, and cause it’s so udderly FRANZtastic, for the rest of our lives. If you haven’t seen the show, stop what you’re doing and watch all of them NOW. It’s the only thing worth getting HBO for, besides using John Adams as a sleeping aid. Even if you haven’t seen the show, it shouldn’t prevent you from taking a flight with these brilliant Kiwis, who’ve found the perfect middle ground between Weird Al and Tenacious D. So strap on your business socks (cause it’s business time) and rawk out ‘Inner City Pressure’ [vid] + the 14 other jammy gems. The only thing missing (besides ‘If You’re Into It’ and ‘I’m Not Crying’, which were on their EP The Distant Future) is no bonus track love for The Crazy Dogggz’ ‘Doggy Bounce’. Guess we’ll have to wait for their full length, which will probably be the album of whatever year it gets released

Gnarls Barkley
The Odd Couple
[buy @ Amazon]

Throwing a soiree and have only lame white music to throw on? Gnarls Barkley’s second venture is the answer to all your problems, cause it’s an instant party itself. While it may not have any sure fire ‘Crazy’ hits, it’s more of a cohesive effort than St. Elsewhere, an album we’re sure most have long abandoned due to over overplaying it. We dare you to overplay this one: ‘Going On’

The Raconteurs
Consolers Of The Lonely
[buy @ Amazon]

Jack White is a lot like White Castle hamburgers, you either love em or you don’t, cause there’s no middle ground. For those of us on the right side of the fence, we welcome anything churned out by the former upholstery man, as anything he constructs is sturdy and built to last (although we miss thinking about Meg’s boobs when he’s not Stripe-ing). Like with Gnarls’ sophomore effort, Consolers is a more complete album than its predecessor, Broken Boy Soldiers. It also furthers our belief that JW’s voice works best when accompanied by piano or brass instruments. Listen up to a song that has both: ‘The Switch & The Spur’

R.E.M.
Accelerate
[buy @ Amazon]

A: Up, Reveal and Around The Sun.

Q: What are the last three R.E.M. albums that everyone’s been recently dogging in print when reviewing their ‘return to form‘ 14th album Accelerate, yet are each munch butter than it?

Alas, R.E.M. is incapable of releasing bad music, and clocking in at 34:39, Accelerate breezes by so quickly, you won’t have time to waste trying to figure out where this one ranks amongst their other albums. We juss hope there’s a #15. Bi the gay, the album’s artwork was created using some of Michael Stipe’s photography

Moby
Last Night
[buy @ Amazon]

Moby’s best album was called Play. We wouldn’t say that Last Night is his worst album (Animal Rights anyone?), but it coulda easily been named Stop. It gets off to a rousing beginning, with ‘Ooh Yeah’, but then drags on and on with soul-try diva after diva, handing in more snoozefests than an bedridden John Adams (we’l
l never stop with the J-Ads shiz). ‘Ooh Yeah’ reminds us of his collaboration with Debbie Harry on ‘New York, New York’. He shoulda done more of that than ‘Snooze York, Snooze York’. Mobes, peas, juss stick with the stadium anthems

Joe Strummer + Various
The Future Is Unwritten Soundtrack
[buy @ Amazon]

We know you didn’t see the yumcredible doc about Joe Strummer’s life [TWS review], and thus we know you haven’t sought out the accompanying soundtrack. Obviously there’s something wrong with you, so start with the film and then grab this disc, which includes rare Clash and other Strummer-related songs + tunes he rocked out to on his BBC World Service radio show, London Calling. We don’t know where Racid Taha’s desert take on ‘Rock The Casbah’ falls into the mix, but it rox

Carole King
Tapestry (Legacy Edition – 2 CD)
[buy @ Amazon]

We’re totally gay for Carole King. She’s written more hits for other people then you could ever imagine, and she’s been our hero ever since she lent her pipes to Maurice Sendak’s stories with Really Rosie. On Tapestry, she allowed herself to sing her purty songs, and what songs they are! Ever hear of ‘I Feel The Earth Move’, ‘You’ve Got A Friend’, ‘(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman’ and ‘It’s Too Late’? Well, they’re all included here on this beyond must own classic, which has juss been re-released with a bonus disc of live piano-voice renditions of all the songs in the original album’s order. Here’s a vid clip of her kicking the jam that is ‘Natural Woman’

Various
Juno Soundtrack
[buy @ Amazon]

The movie is whatevs dot whorg, the soundtrack isn’t. Somewhere Wes Anderson’s pissed, cause someone made a fantabulous Wes Anderson soundtrack for a non-Wes Anderson movie. Now if only he’d worry about more important things like making his own non-Wes Anderson movie… hint, start by not including Owen Wilson. Wes, just remember that I love you

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