Thighs Wide Shut

Goldenfiddle, your amazing

Marisa Tomei’s boobs are cinema 2007’s breast! And here they are for you NSFW jerknuts who haven’t seen this yumcredible movie yet

the Jesus Lizard Camp?

for sale: a black kid’s computer desk [GrowBrain]

we took time out for Time Out NY

Прикольные карикатуры знаменитостей

Pac-Man Christmas tree [NOTCOT]

death from a turducken [NSFW]

we’re done thinking on Monday AMs
but we still love things in groups of ten
so here are ten… things!

1) we’ve been waiting fo ages to see what Elisha Cuthbert’s sister Lee Ann looks like

2) the tribute to Sean Taylor that the Skins and their fans put on yesterday was eggszactly what it needed to be. the outcome of the game was not. how do you lose 5 games after leading at halftime in one year ? we wish it was the straw the banged the camel’s a$$, but since the NFC purty much blows, dem Skins are STILL in the playoff hunt. pee es – FU to you money makers out there

3) cark your malendars: the extra special Extras series finale airs 12/16 on HBO

4) we just lost our perma-boner for Camilla Belle

6) never forget: RateMyPoo.com

7) a fan of Gossip Girl, aka the show that’s 283283 times better than The OC cause stuff actually happens? then we know your reading NY Mag‘s weekly deli-licious round up of Xs, Os and no-nos

8) JO matz for all you fan boys out there

9) some chick pouring milk on her bynormus bazongies [NSFW]

10) many years have passedt, but still, no other porn has topped the name and poster of…

2) I don’t lynx Mizzou will beat Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship, but if they do, then what could stop them from winning it all? I sure hope they do, and I’m sure alums Brad Pitt and my mother do as well

3) I lynx big bidness should suffer instead of us consumers. Two big F-Us go out to Blu-Ray/HD-DVD and the NFL Network/Cable companies

4) If a Chinese restaurant doesn’t serve sesame chicken, I lynx they shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves a Chinese restaurant

5) I lynx Showtime’s Californication [NSFW] may be the real reason why boobs were invented

7) It may not be best collection of Damon Albarn b-sides goings, but I lynx the Gorillaz new D-Sides disc is still better than no sides at all. Plus the disc with all the remixes is tres fab

8) I lynx this is the biggest no-brainer of the year: Flight of the Conchords were named the 2007 Wellingtonians of the Year

9) I lynx it’s every human’s duty to make the pilgrimage to Graceland, at least once in their lifetime

10) I lynx all the hot ladies on my Kwanzaa list are gonna get some Aqua Dots this year

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2) I Col Klink I won’t be headed to Detroit anytime soon

3) If Ebert never returns to the At The Movies balcony, I think Michael Phillips should be the only choice to replace him. He’s the perfect foil to Roeper. AO Scott is mos certainly nott

4) I know you didn’t see it in theaters, so if you rent one DVD this turkey tweakend I Col Klink you should make it La Vie En Rose (TWS review | buy). If Marion Cotillard doesn’t win the Oscar for Best Bizatch Who Can Act, I’ll give up eating fried chicken… for one whole week!

5) I Col Klink this R2-D2 soy sauce bottle is the greatest advancement in that industry since The Soy Sauce Warrior Kikkoman [Pakula Shaker]

7) From what I’ve heard thus far, I Col Klink Daft Punk’s Alive 2007 will go down at the bestest live album featuring pre-recorded music mt EVERest

8) I Col Klink it’s time for MTV to make the VMAs more like the EMAs. The ‘005 Borat hosted edish was probably the bestest awards show ever… not featuring boobs or slime

9) I Col Klink a Rolling Stones’ Clockwork Orange woulda totally kicked a Beatles’ Lord of The Rings‘ a$$ 17 ways from Sunday. And Stephen King, I do enjoy your wit and jizzdom, but will you shut yer trap about Kubrick’s Shining already?

10) I Col Klink I never want to get high on jenkem

[pic from the rather curious Jaboon Fest site]

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